“Hey babe, I’m going to play poker tonight”.
Some don’t understand. Its funny for a woman to have her man in check. Its mean for a man to, well, be a man.
Me:“Hey babe, I’m going to play poker tonight”.
Her:”no you’re not”
(ten minutes of laughter insues)
What? Is she gonna stand in front of the door? I am a foot taller than my wife and outweigh her by 100 pounds so we know thats an impossiblity.
I cannot imagine a woman that bitches and moans and cries and keeps their man’s testicles in her purse all the time.
Boy, I can’t wait to come home to that!!
Don’t come home to that...you don’t need a wife nor a family nor a home...what you need is a MOTHER...so go home to Mommy and be happy, because you sound like a mama’s boy to me...I’ll bet your mom ironed your underwear, now didn’t she?