Beauty queen-law clerk charged with kidnap-torture

KVOA ^ | 01/01/07

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

I am trying to decide who is uglier...she or Chelsea.

[reg45]

Torture: Perhaps she put her panties on their heads.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

“Kumari bit him with her teeth...”

With what else is she going to bite him?

[PghBaldy]

Miss Pima County
Kumari Fulbright
Platform:
S.H.A.R.P.: Students Helping and Reaching People
Talent: Theatric Interpretation, “Phenomenal Woman”

[PghBaldy]

As odd as her platform is, I am quite shock that she works for a Clintone appointee, U.S. District Judge Raner Collins (Flores V Arizona, IIRC).

[Publius Valerius]

Her attorney, Tom Hartzell, said she was a promising law student who hoped to specialize in entertainment law.

By using the past tense, he seems to be conceding some sort of guilt. Not exactly holding his breath for his client to make it past the character and fitness interviews, apparently.

[NCLaw441]

“Kumari bit him with her teeth...”
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I am no anatomist, dentist or biting expert, but with what else does one bite someone other than one’s teeth??

[NCLaw441]

and 99 is really fun: quatre-vingts dix-neuf...

but we do write twenty-five, never twenty-5

[r9etb]

Not guilty from the neck down — guilty and psychotic from the neck up.

[NCLaw441]

Same thing for 70-79, soixante-dix... soixante-dix-neuf...
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Former high school French teacher here... now a lawyer.

On this board, hard to tell sometimes which is more hated.

[Jaded]

So they were trying to get her sports memorabilia jewels back, right?

[NCLaw441]

I am laughing, so I won’t correct your grammar.

[Slip18]

I actually copied that twenty-5-year-old sentence. I was laughing, but in all actuality, the writer just flubbed it. He did put a hyphen between the “twenty” and “5.”

[Slip18]

My friend's father told his son that vaginas have very sharp teeth.

"With what else is she going to bite him?"

[montag813]

Boy, they sure have dumbed down the term “beauty”.

[CedarDave]

A different image of her:

Kumari Fulbright, who participated in the Miss Arizona pageant as Miss Pima County in 2005, and Miss Desert Sun in 2006, also reportedly serves as a law clerk for U.S. District Judge Raner Collins. Here, she is pictured as Miss May in a calendar for Subguns.com. (www.title2media.com)

[CedarDave]

Looks like a gal on drugs; meth or something similar.

See #59 for a different picture in better days.