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Clinton Laments Missing College Football
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Posted on 01/01/2008 2:43:17 PM PST by TornadoAlley3

America feels Bill Clinton's pain.

On New Year's Day, when many sports fans plant themselves on the couch to watch a day of college football games, the former president was stumping through the snows of Iowa for his wife, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.

As Bill Clinton put it, "This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said, 'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me.' And I said, 'You do?' She said, "Absolutely, you're missing six football games today."

Clinton laughed along with about 300 people at Ashford University, then added:

"I am the quintessential indolent American male on New Year's Day. I just sit around and watch the games, but this is more important."

The stop in Clinton was one of four scheduled for the former president, who is campaigning hard for his wife in the remaining days before Thursday's caucuses.


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1 posted on 01/01/2008 2:43:18 PM PST by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3

As i read this I barf....what an utter lack of moral compass for both of these losers. They would sell each other down the river in an instant if it meant they could get one step further ahead in their political games......

Meadow Muffin


2 posted on 01/01/2008 2:46:01 PM PST by rwgal
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To: TornadoAlley3

Aw poor slick missed the games today, and I’m SURE it wasn’t out of love, if he had not stumped for the b*tch today he’d have NEVER heard the end of it........


3 posted on 01/01/2008 2:46:37 PM PST by rockabyebaby (HEY JORGE, SHUT UP AND BUILD THE BLEEPING FENCE, ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.)
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To: TornadoAlley3
'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me.'

oh. my. god.

4 posted on 01/01/2008 2:46:39 PM PST by frankenMonkey (101st Army Dad)
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To: TornadoAlley3
As Bill Clinton put it, "This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said, 'Finally, after all these years I know you do love me.' And I said, 'You do?' She said, "Absolutely, you're missing six football games today."

Ya, but I bet Bubba wouldn't pass up 6 Iowa cheerleaders. (So THAT'S where the Hollywood writers have gone during their strike - the Clinton campaign! Thank God I read this on an empty stomach.)

5 posted on 01/01/2008 2:46:55 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (L'Chaim!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

His lips are moving.....


6 posted on 01/01/2008 2:47:38 PM PST by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Bad headline. I thought it meant he lamented “not playing” college football. That would have been really funny.


7 posted on 01/01/2008 2:48:14 PM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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To: TornadoAlley3
Clinton laughed along with about 300 people at Ashford University, then added:

Haahhahhahha. A real Rowan & Martin Laugh-In

8 posted on 01/01/2008 2:48:38 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: TornadoAlley3

"I missed football..."

9 posted on 01/01/2008 2:49:21 PM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!)
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To: TornadoAlley3
Hillary probably didn't say anything about Bill loving her. Bill loves the WH and its trappings. Just like Mrs. Bill!

They don't know how to behave in the WH! People like the Clintons are called "white trash" in these parts!

10 posted on 01/01/2008 2:50:12 PM PST by lonestar
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To: LibFreeOrDie

The utterly transparent phoniness of these people just amazes me and that they’d have any supporters at all floors me. I predict that if Hillary doesn’t win this nomination, all pretense of this “marriage” will evaporate.


11 posted on 01/01/2008 2:50:44 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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12 posted on 01/01/2008 2:50:53 PM PST by TornadoAlley3 ( An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping that it will eat him last..)
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To: TornadoAlley3
At 40 cheerleaders per team, that's 240 cheerleaders. Quite a sacrifice.


13 posted on 01/01/2008 2:51:03 PM PST by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Elections have consequences.)
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To: frankenMonkey

She was puzzled a bit by the Monica Lewinsky vast right wing conspiracy , but now she knows he loves her .


14 posted on 01/01/2008 2:51:39 PM PST by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it , freedom has a flavor the protected will never know)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I pitty the poor schumck who was draged away from a game by his wife to go see Hillary!


15 posted on 01/01/2008 2:52:37 PM PST by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: LibFreeOrDie
This morning, as I was walking out to come here, Hillary looked at me and said

I think he's confusing Huma with hillary. Actually I doubt they even stayed in the same hotel.

16 posted on 01/01/2008 2:53:04 PM PST by joshhiggins
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To: rwgal

BJ Clinton received oral from Monica Lewinsky while he was deploying US troops overseas. Nothing is more important to him than getting off.

They say power corrupts but Bubba was corrupt before he ever had power.


17 posted on 01/01/2008 2:53:22 PM PST by weegee (If Bill Clinton can sit in on Hillary's Cabinet Meetings then GWBush should ask to get to sit in too)
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To: TornadoAlley3

hah hah, at least the Beast knows his love is only worth six college football games! Well...er...and a few bimbos on the side!

Geesh.


18 posted on 01/01/2008 2:53:26 PM PST by dforest (Duncan Hunter is the best hope we have on both fronts.)
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To: Mad_Tom_Rackham

She’s in college? She looks like she’s a...er...professional.


19 posted on 01/01/2008 2:53:35 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (L'Chaim!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

What a steaming heap.


20 posted on 01/01/2008 2:54:09 PM PST by Past Your Eyes (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.)
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