Posted on 01/01/2008 12:07:58 AM PST by forkinsocket
A University of Arizona law school student and beauty queen has been indicted on charges that say she and three others held her former boyfriend captive for 10 hours while torturing and robbing him. Kumari Fulbright, a law clerk for U.S. District Court Judge Raner Collins, was indicted Dec. 18 on five felony charges armed robbery, aggravated robbery, kidnapping and two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
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Lucky for her, she has the perfect picture available.
A thin girl prances around in a bikini and she’s a beauty queen? Looks more like a Coyote Ugly waitress.
What is going on in the world?
She looks innocent to me.
Some men would pay good money for that.
Sounds as if he did.
Damn, the _itch be carrying some serious heat there.
Yikes.
I like the other one better.
Some lesbian gang in the Arizona State women’s penitentiary system just hit the jackpot.
Going to prison? I don’t think she will see day one after posting bond. The beautiful are just not suited for jail or prison. Frankly, I hope she finds a judge who could give a hoot for her looks or “her bright future.”
She’s innocent. I can tell.
If the prison is too overcrowded, I can chain her up in my garage.
Something tells me that Mrs. Mots will not approve...
...oh, never mind.
She bares a striking resemblance to Chelsea Clinton. (Poor girl)
Naaaahhhh, I have a nice space in my basement set asided for just such emergencies...
Miss Pima County Kumari Fulbright Platform: Talent: Theatric Interpretation, "Phenomenal Woman" |
It's an IowaHawk Hoosegow Honey!
She certainly is no beauty.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Audrey: It’s amazing how many beautiful women live in New York. I actually
find it kind of intimidating.
Kramer: Well, you’re as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job.
Elaine: Kramer!
Kramer: What? What?
Elaine: How could you say something like that?!
Kramer: What? What do you mean? I just said she needs a nose job.
Elaine: No no, there’s nothing wrong with her nose! I’m so sorry, Audrey.
Audrey: No, it’s ok.
Elaine: What did you have to say that for?
Kramer: Well, I was just trying to help out.
Elaine: Yeah? Well, you can kiss that jacket goodbye, Mr. Von Nozzin.
Kramer: You see what happens when you try to be nice?
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