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FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007
Happy New Year!
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Posted on 12/30/2007 6:00:44 PM PST by AZamericonnie
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The Freeper Canteen Asks
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?
Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.
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To: AZamericonnie; Kathy in Alaska; 2LT Radix jr; 80 Square Miles; acad1228; AirForceMom; ...
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Ella Fitzgerald ~~ What Are You Doing New Years'
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To: TASMANIANRED
Hi Taz,
What time am I supposed to be over tomorrow?
662
posted on
12/31/2007 5:03:59 PM PST
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PROCON
(Hillary '08)
To: Lady Jag; monkapotamus; All
663
posted on
12/31/2007 5:05:25 PM PST
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SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
To: Clemenza
Lovely resolutions Clemenza & Thank you for sharing them. Happy New Year to you!
To: All
To: potlatch
Thank you, potlatch. Happy New Year to you, too.
666
posted on
12/31/2007 5:06:53 PM PST
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LucyT
To: GodBlessUSA
Wishing you a very........
GB!!!!
May all your wishes come true.
{{{{HUGS}}}}
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667
posted on
12/31/2007 5:07:02 PM PST
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Mrs.Nooseman
(Proudly supporting our Troops and Allies!!!!)
To: Soaring Feather
To: alarm rider
Planter’s Punch:Sounds potent!:)
To: 2LT Radix jr; 80 Square Miles; acad1228; AirForceMom; Alas Babylon!; AliVeritas; Anti-MSM; ...
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Barbra Streisand ~~ What Are You Doing New Years'
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To: Just another Joe
Normal people, tonight, don’t go out for fright For tonight, you see, is AMATUER NIGHT! Love the poem Joe! And oh so true....well done!
To: SevenofNine
That's about the size of it...especially in the MOSCOW cold!!
672
posted on
12/31/2007 5:09:52 PM PST
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Colonial Warrior
(Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.)
To: Tanniker Smith
“times Square”
Too cute Tann!
To: LucyT
674
posted on
12/31/2007 5:11:15 PM PST
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mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Heartofsong83
Happy New Year to you Heartofsong83!
To: GodBlessUSA
Better late than never GB.....
Much love
Es
To: Colonial Warrior
677
posted on
12/31/2007 5:12:00 PM PST
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Jet Jaguar
(Who would the terrorists vote for?)
To: All
676? neighbor of the beast?
678
posted on
12/31/2007 5:12:29 PM PST
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mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Count Basie ~~ What Are You Doing New Years'
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To: Colonial Warrior; LUV W; Kathy in Alaska; monkapotamus; tomkow6; Tamar1973; All
Where is Looter guy and Tomkow
680
posted on
12/31/2007 5:13:48 PM PST
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SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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