FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[TASMANIANRED]

Not too bright but very cunning.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL
No, it sure doesn’t!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Lessee...
*dipping pen in inkwell*
It was a dark and stormy night..

[mylife]

Thats why I bought Pook a livestock tank

[mylife]

Well fruit liquors are like that

[TASMANIANRED]

If you throw enough crumpled pieces over your shoulder you can wade.

[TASMANIANRED]

I bought a bottle of Kirkwasser too for the cherries jubilee.

[TASMANIANRED]

Heeeheeehe..

Snot nosed kid..

[TASMANIANRED]

Little one or big enough to swim in?

[TASMANIANRED]

I reckon so....

I just poured about a tbs to see what it taste like.

[mylife]

Big enough to swim in. Thats where he gets a bath

[MS.BEHAVIN]

WOO HOO!
650!

[Colonial Warrior]

As my Dad would say, "the Future's up ahead. Don't let it find you; get up and find it! And, make me proud!!"

[TASMANIANRED]

Sounds like a great system..

I just hook them on a lead to the fence in the summer. Baths are rarer in the winter. They go in the tub.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Calls coming in already?
How late are ya workin?

[SandRat]

...waiting for the New Year

[MS.BEHAVIN]

(((((((((Sandy))))))))
Good evening!

[SandRat]

HowDEEEEE MS.B!

[mylife]

No.. No... The tub just wont do.

Out door bath is the way to go

[Colonial Warrior]

Da soldier did in the Ninja's....and he is waiting for TOMKOW6. He is supposed to bring the BEER!!