FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Oh you do not!
LOL

[TASMANIANRED]

Pooks would just chew the shavings..

[mylife]

Theyre fish! They dont listen!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

What’s Kir Royale?

[TASMANIANRED]

I’ll take note of that. Aperitif?

[mylife]

He would track them throughout the house. Been there, done that

[TASMANIANRED]

Fish don’t have ears...At least they act like they don’t.

[TASMANIANRED]

Creme de Cassis with white wine.

[mylife]

Was the Cassis that bad? I like currants

[mylife]

Wiley critters....

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I know what you mean..
It goes everywhere.
I wish I had a small room to do my writing in.
I know you can do it on the puter..
But I like to write the old fashioned way, on PAPER!
I would love a writing desk, the old fashioned kind..
lit by candles, and NO distractions!
(and some place to throw the waded up paper over my shoulder!)

[MS.BEHAVIN]

*sigh*
waded=wadded

[mylife]

Thats a cherry liquor

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I see..
I’m not crazy about fruity drinks..
I’d prefer a martini.
‘Sides, champagne will split yer head for ya!

[mylife]

But the puter is so productive!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL
If I wrote on the puter..
I’d be Freepin instead of writing!

[TASMANIANRED]

Solly would filch and eat...Jackie would just grumble.

They both got a bath for the New Year...

I got to experience what having a hairy chest looks like...Solly sheds something awful..

Coulda made a fur coat for a yorkie out of what came off.

[mylife]

“The FReeps and times of MS Behavin”

Noop, just doesn’t have a ring to it.

[Randy Larsen]

I pointed out his cowardice pretty well.

[TASMANIANRED]

Really sweet and thick. Might get a lot better with thinning it down with some wine.

Would be pretty good over ice cream .