FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[mylife]

BTW, I had intended to finish your fox over the holiday period but never got to it. He is sitting on the fireplace mantle.

[mylife]

Nooo.... but it could be ;0)

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Hee hee!
Yep!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Dat’s okay My!
Hopefully..soon he’ll be sitting on mine!
;0)

[TASMANIANRED]

Should have told him to go check his diaper.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I know it could!
Ice fishing is very popular up heah!
Some of those shacks are pretty nice!
LOL

[TASMANIANRED]

Yuppers. Waiting for all the calls about alcohol poisoning.

[mylife]

yup.
Soory for the delay. I just dont seem to find time for carving anymore

[GodBlessUSA]

LOL :)

Happy New Year Ms. B
Hugs!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

(((((((GBU))))))))
Happy New Year, Sweetie!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Hooo Boy..
Yer shift is on New Years Eve..
Groan..

[mylife]

You know the best way to catch a fish icefishing?

Ya cut a hole in the ice, and open up a tin of peas.
Put the peas around the opening in the ice..(the icehole),
And when the fish takes a pea... ya grab him!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I know how busy life can get.
No worries!
Gives me something to look forward to!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL
Aw, go on!

[mylife]

I just got no place to carve. It makes a heck of a mess.

I need a studio

[TASMANIANRED]

Shatzi. Gonna try some new adult beverages tomorrow.

Chapagne coctail.

Kir Royale or Kir Petillant...or Champagne alone...

I was disappointed that the Creme de Cassis that I bought was currant instead of Blueberry.

[mylife]

No! I mean it!

Best method ever devised

[TASMANIANRED]

Someone has to do it..Guess they figured it might as well be me...

No one to smooch at Midnight.

[TASMANIANRED]

I thought you were supposed to shine a flash light down the hole and call them.

[mylife]

Try the huckleberry hootch... ;)