FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[HiJinx]

Is it bad traveling with lithium batteries? Who has them?

They're found in cameras and computers. They are being blamed for fires lately, apparently loose batteries have shorted and started smoking. You now must have lithium batteries inserted into their devices, or contained in a bag or something to preclude them shorting.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Poor Mr B....hope things get better for him. Maybe a nice hot meal and drink after he digs out the van.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I have a nice New Years Eve dinner planned..
Champagne and the works!
He’ll be fine!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Pretty good..
Getting ready to dig out from another snow storm..
I do shift work too (nursing)
I feel yer pain!
LOL

[MS.BEHAVIN]

BRR!!
Just came in from taking pics of the storm for TT!
Me hands are cold!
LOL
I got some pretty ones I think, and one of Jake, too!

[mylife]

Git a fire goin and post em up!

[Laurita]

It feels chilly to me here, but I can’t imagine having several feet of snow that stays on the ground past noon the next day. That’s Okinawa for you. Time for me to hit the hay. Glad I got to see everybody. Thanks again for keeping the Canteen open. It sure is nice to know no matter how long I’m away, it’s always here.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL
Yes Sir!

[E.G.C.]

Early to bed this year, L.J. A little bit tired.

[mylife]

This pic is huge so I will link it Ahhh....pure comfort

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Oh, that is LOVELY!
Ahhhh...
*Hopping on sofa with a blankie*
Zzzzzzzzzz...
*Pop*
Huh?
LOL
I was out taking pics, as I said..
My neighbor came drivin up and said with disgust:
“This storm pahticulary beautiful, is it?”

[mylife]

I was out taking pics, as I said.. My neighbor came drivin up and said with disgust: “This storm pahticulary beautiful, is it?”

ROTFLMAO!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL
Ya gotta love Mainahs!
He’s a wicked sweetie and the Captain of our Fire Dept.

[mylife]

Heyup. to bad the ol boys got no sense of humor

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Actually, he’s our age!
LOL
(uploading pics as we speak)

[weldgophardline]

I resolve to never give a lefist a break on their war on the troops.
Thanks Kathy for your hard work and support of the Troops.

[mylife]

Poor ol bastage L0L

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL
He was askin’ if I had cabin fever or somethin’!

[Randy Larsen]

How old are you?

[mylife]

What in the wild world of sports was he doing out and about?

Must be some kinda stir crazy on his part.
Or maybe he was just out doing his chores.

Mr B get the Van dug out?