FReeper Canteen~Share Your Resolutions~31 Dec 2007

Happy New Year! | Canteen Crew

[AZamericonnie]

The Freeper Canteen Asks

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS YOU CAN KEEP

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep?

Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point:

1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less. Makes you think.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
6. Not date any of the Baywatch cast.
7. Spend more time at work, surfing with the T1. 8. Take a vacation to someplace important: like,the back of the livingroom sofa.
9. Not jump off a cliff just because everyone else did.
10. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
11. Not have eight children at once.
12. Get in a whole NEW rut!
13. Start being superstitious.
14. Personal goal: bring back disco.
15. Not wrestle with Mike Tyson.
16. Not bet against the New England Patriots.
17. Buy an '83 Eldorado and invest in a really loud stereo system.
18. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
19. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabicwords.
20. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.
21. Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.
22. Not eat cloned meat.
23. Create loose ends.
24. Get more toys.
25. Get further in debt.
26. Not believe politicians.
27. Break at least one traffic law.
28. Not drive a motorized vehicle across thin ice.
29. Avoid transmission of inter-species diseases.
30. Avoid airplanes that spontaneously drop 1000 feet.
31. Stay off the MIR space station.
32. Not worry that a new strain of bug will cause the end of the world.
33. Get wired with high-speed net connections at home.
34. Not swim with Pirahnas or sharks.
35. Associate with even worse business clients.
36. Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.
37. Wait around for opportunity.
38. Focus on the faults of others.
39. Mope about my faults.
40. Never make New Year's resolutions again.

[AZamericonnie]

The Discovery of Freedom by Rose Wilder Lane, Book Price: US$ 307.50

Wowzers.....must be some book!

Great resolutions all Fiji Hill & welcome to the canteen! Happy New Year!

[SandRat]

Wishing you a monstrous 2008!

[Lady Jag]

Here are some resolutions, in no particular order, that I came across and found, well, interesting :

1. I will not look at boys - 13 year old girl

2. I will not tell the same story at every get together- Incorrigible bore

3. I will eat ice-cream at midnight - every midnight of the year, I mean, not just this one - Ice-cream Connoisseur

4. I will not let the dog hog the pillow, growl at me from the sofa, and snatch the bun from my plate - this year she's going to learn that I'm the Alpha of the house and only I get to do certain things - Owner of untrained dog.

5. I won't worry so much - Fuss Budget

6. I need to start worrying a little - The Merry Spirit

7. I will cut my hair - Longhaired person

8. I will grow my hair - Shorthaired person

9. I will shave my head - Hairy person

10. I will polish my pate - Bald person

11. So many men, so little time - will make more time - Young Woman

12. This year I'm going to be kind - Unkind Person

13. This year I'm going to stop being so nice - Person who overdid it.

14. I will quack like a duck first thing in the morning and last thing at night - Donald Duck Fan

15. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant - Lazy and Smart Fellow

16. I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll TELL him he stinks! - Diffident classmate of Lazy and Smart Fellow

17. I'm going to learn cusswords in different languages - Expert Cusser in Own Language.

18. I don't need no STINKING resolutions! - Resolute Stinker

19. If I see a UFO I won't tell anybody about it - Spoilsport

20. I will remember that Muffin Day is on the 29th of every month - Muffin Lover

21. I will not tell lies - 10 year old liar.

22. I will be more imaginative - 30 year old 'Creative Person'

23. I will rename my dog something really strange and long - Exotically Inclined Person

24. I resolve to be nice to people without bringing Jesus into the equation - Secular Person

25. With that cloned cow having given birth and everything, I resolve to pay more attention to where my food comes from this next year - Organic Eater

26.I hope to be able to make people think happy thoughts when they think of me - Goody Good Two Shoes

27. I will go on long ego trips - Honest Egoist

28. I will prognosticate that I will probably procrastinate engaging in all the objectives I have premeditated for this approaching twelvemonth - Honest Wordsmith

29. I will have noble thoughts - Impure Thinker

30. I will not puff my entire body to twice its size and screech in her ear after my human has finished watching a horror movie. - Pet Cat

31. I will not bite the children of lawyers, no matter how much they chase me or how hard they pull my tail.- Pet Dog

32. I’ll help the Green House Effect and stop throwing my rubbish into the school drain - Tween boy

33. I will stop throwing water down from the top floor at our school at the people passing below - Tween boy

34. I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks - Tween boy

35. I will not let lose my bodily functions right when somebody is walking underneath - Crow on the topbranch of the tree

36. I will flit gently into the night - Fruit Bat

37. I will never squat again with my spurs on - Cowboy

38. I will never again smack a man that's been chewing tobacco - Cowboy

39. I will remember that life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. - Experienced Bouncer

40. I will remember it isn't worthwhile wrestling with pigs - you get all muddy and don't the pigs just love it! - Experienced Mud Wrestler and Pig Keeper.

41. I will take neither myself nor any of the above seriously - Me

[PROCON]

I don’t see no ninja’s!:)

Yeah, me neither, what's up with that? :)

[Kathy in Alaska]

Very low key and quiet...no little ones this year. It was nice tho. I guess Santa didn’t need Google. Maybe all Air Force guys are locked into his system.

[Lady Jag]

[SandRat]

150?

[SandRat]

150?

[SandRat]

150?

[Colonial Warrior]

Please Join The Gratitude Campaign

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This is a great way to honor and show our heartfelt thanks and support to the Troops!!

[SandRat]

150

[Kathy in Alaska]

You are so right! An exact repeat of last week, only a new set of people, some who will be late with their time.

[AZamericonnie]

You gotta work tomorrow to Jinx?

[SandRat]

Thnk goodness Jinx and I do ours on-line Thursday before 11:00.

[AZamericonnie]

because I know they’ll fall flat after the first month of the new year anyway.

LOL....like so many of us G8!

Hope your enjoying your holday vacation & happy New Year to you!

[mylife]

Young is out, Collins is in as QB

Colts lead

[MS.BEHAVIN]

*HUG*
Aww..
You are sweet!
How you doing tonite?

[G8 Diplomat]

Thanks! Winter break has been great. Happy New Year to you too!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, Families, for your service to our country.

Thanks, Sonora, for the perfect woohoo.

John Conlee ~ They Also Serve

[AZamericonnie]

Howdy MMom!

You will most certainly have a successful New Year!

*Hugs*