I am shocked, Shocked, that Rooty did not climb into the cockpit and order the captain to handover the controls so that Rooty could singlehandedly fly the plane to safety, while singing "O Solo Mio," to the frightened passengers.
Murdock makes it sound like Rudy was travelling in a plane with the common folk, sitting next to a stranger. Where was Judi (who always demanded an extra seat for her Louis Vuitton handbag)? And didn’t Rudy’s standard contract in 2005 require that he be shuttled around in a private jet (”a Gulfstream IV or bigger)? This is the guy that turns the plane around when he gets a headache, yet we’re supposed to believe he’s some real-life action hero? Deroy really needs to wear a bib to catch all of that drooling.
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