"Flan is for closers only."
Posted on 12/20/2007 1:57:43 PM PST by Anti-Bubba182
Decisions, decisions. Keep Zoey 101 on the air, even though series lead Jamie Lynn Spears is now the poster girl for teenage pregnancy, or pull one of cable's most popular youth-targeted series as a PR tactic? Nickelodeon thus far is opting for Plan A and sticking with its schedule to broadcast the remainder of Zoey 101's fourth and final season, which had wrapped production in September, says the Reporter.............."
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Not really. Never heard of her. I just came to this thread because I've read all the threads. Who is this person? (don't really want to know)
Lol! Now that was good!
He drove to our house to pick her up for a date.
Now, my Dad was 6’4” and a muscular man. My Mom was 5’2” and a looker. However, our dog was born wild, half German Shepherd and half rocket. Lucky was able to jump 6 foot fences carrying a 40-lb log in her jaws and could hit 40 miles an hour and speed up to catch up with the car. She could have made Mike Vick’s pit bulls cry for Mommy.
Now, imagine, Unsuitable Boyfriend hocking on horn. Sister doesn’t come out. UB then drives into driveway. Lucky positions herself between his car and the front door. UB starts to step out of the car. Lucky drives him back inside his pimpmobile and stays there, implying with posture and growling that if UB steps out of the car one more time, his dating problems would be over forever.
UB drives off. Lucky goes inside the house and gets belly rub from Dad.
Oh, how I miss that dog... she was one of the two sweetest pets I have ever had. The other one was a half-Siamese black cat we called Captain Midnight, who was the smartest cat I ever knew.
Why don't you just make 10 the loudest hormone?
"Flan is for closers only."
I think you just used up a whole bunch of words to simply say, “Some people are just jealous.”
You didn’t read the entire law. There is a minimum age discrepency that must also be met. Their age range is not sufficient for it to be a crime in California.
It’s not that easy. They both revel in the outrageous extravagance and then take satisfaction in the downfall. What is interesting is that the industry that churns out both the gossip of luxury and downfall is huge...The right picture can bring the photog $500,000. Gossip magazines take in tens of millions of dollars in advertising. Television shows are dedicated to celebrity gossip.
So who is the father of the baby? And isn’t Jamie jail bait? Just what is the age of consent in Louisiana?
It’s 17 in Louisiana, so she’s still underage.
Baby’s daddy is a pipe layer...
But... but this hormone goes to eleven. That’s one louder.
I saw that. “Pipe layer” indeed.
Here’s a fun Jamie Lynn Spears Parody to ‘Family Tradition’!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEYJeyi6l7w
I am loathe to suggest this, but I’ll bet Jamie Lynn becomes the youngest celebrity ever to pose completely nude on the cover of one of those Cosmopolitan-Type magazines, like Demi Moore and others have done. I can hear it now, “Look how beautiful she is ‘with child’ “.
(Full on dogbarf and gack coming on.....)
Like I said, thank you --- brother.
You are welcome. Merry Christmas.
Story ideas for Nickelodeon programming:
SpongeBob SquarePants: SpongeBob and Patrick finally “come out of the closet” and tell the whole world (and undersea world too) that they are gay lovers.
Drake & Josh: Drake and Josh are hustlers and pimps in San Diego and have the tattoos and money to prove it.
Just Jordan: Cocaine dealer and illegal bookie.
iCarly: Carly is a complete slut and a compulsive Wal-Mart shoplifter.
Zoey 101: Zoey becomes pregnant by her live-in boyfriend and... errr... oh... nevermind.....
Liza Minnelli has really let herself go.
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