[Stoat]

"........but they just said it wasn't their problem."

There you go.

[Tax-chick]

They should have raised their daughter better. At least it’s only a week.

I suggest they not give him food. Make their daughter cook for him, or bring him takeout.

[abstracTT]

WOW...im in awe with this.

i cant believe they are forcing this upon them.

i hope t oGod this kind of crap doesnt happen in the USA.

[Bon mots]

The Coles both have learning difficulties and are being raised by social workers themselves. Lovely. Left wing lunacy at its best.

[wideawake]

Hey kids: if you want to take an extended trip to the UK, but you don't have enough money for months of rent, just put down some random Englishman's address on your visa application.

He can't throw you out!

[wideawake]

I wonder what would have happened if he had listed his address as 10 Downing Street?

[CindyDawg]

Take the tv and the groceries and go on vacation. Let the utility companies know you will be off the circuit awhile. SS would have him relocated real fast. I would suggest the next address he gives to be a 4 star hotel. Maybe one of those 2000 dollar a night ones I see on tv.

[MD_Willington_1976]

Pathetic!... he gets free room and board and gets to diddle their daughter... age of consent is 16 in the UK BTW...

[Centurion2000]

Sims claims he was told he could stay by the Coles' 16-year-old daughter Tanya after he fell out with his father.

He allegedly told Mrs Cole: "I'm staying here until the tag's off. There's f**k all you can do about it. The courts have told me to."

Bastard has to sleep sometime. Slit his throat.

[ElkGroveDan]

This is The Onion right?

[Red Badger]

I’da picked Buckingham Palace? What’s the address?...........

[Bruinator]

I am going to claim my address is Buckingham Palace, after I go to England and commit a crime. :)

[sono]

The Man Who Came To Dinner.

[DCPatriot]

As long as he doesn’t control the remote...what’s the big deal? [/s]

[subterfuge]

If it were my house, first, I’d “accidently” spill a spot of tea on the electronic monitoring box the authorities installed.

And each meal I’d happily served to the perp would have just a few drops of Visine in it. Why, ee’d be ‘eading for the water closet in a jiffy!

[editor-surveyor]

The UK is totally insane.

[untrained skeptic]

I'd sent the government a bill for twice what it costs to keep an inmate in prison for that time. After all, individual accommodations should come at a premium.

If the government can't be bothered to verify the address and forces someone to act as a prison warden, they should foot the bill for doing so.

[Stark_GOP]

If I was that couple I’d say, “You may have to stay at that this address but the food, water, television, bathroom, and beds are ours. Enjoy your stay on the porch.”

[Old Professer]

The Galtonian Dilemma.

Two learning disordered people, under the control of the social services have a 16 year-old daughter who herself has poor taste in men, finding their state-provided residence suddenly compromised by the daughter who is apparently a slow-learner as well promising what isn’t even her’s to give - and Darwin rolls again in his grave.

[Redleg Duke]

Well, now you know why our folks in Boston got so pissed off at the King when he forced them to take in the troops!

Maybe you whimps need a little revolution.

[Redleg Duke]

He allegedly told Mrs Cole: "I'm staying here until the tag's off. There's f**k all you can do about it. The courts have told me to."

Right about then, he would be on the floor, looking for his teeth and the better part of his face, while enjoying the sensations of having both rib cages kicked in and his scrotum compressed violently with a size 12.