Posted on 12/15/2007 7:56:50 PM PST by doug from upland
NOTE: as I have traditionally done, Christmas songs telling the news of the day will only be the secular songs.
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2007 DFU CHRISTMAS PARODIES:
OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
CHIPMUNK CHRISTMAS SONG
LET IT SNOW
DECK THE HALLS
I'M GETTIN' NUTHIN' FOR CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
UP ON THE HOUSETOP
SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER
WINTER WONDERLAND
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
LITTLE SAINT NICK
THE CHRISTMAS SONG
Hillary's frosty after knocking on 10 doors
It was just a stunt, Barack she must blunt
His surge she cannot ignore
Hillary's frosty...it was some New Hampshire trick
She'd pretend to care, common folks were there
Yes, she really is that sick
She said hi at the Glickstein home...the beagle barked and barked
It won't be too surprising if he is found dead in a park
Oh, Hillary's frosty...with a heart that's black as coal
She is power mad, that is really bad
Years ago, she lost her soul
Hillary's frosty...she's as phony as can be
She looked very old stuck out in the cold
That's a sight I liked to see
Hillary's frosty even by a raging fire
Those who know her told how she's icy cold
And a really rotten liar
She said hi at the Glickstein home...the beagle barked and barked
It won't be too surprising if he is found dead in a park
Oh, Hillary's frosty...too bad she did not fall down
On the icy street what a real treat
There'd be laughter throughout town
Hillary's frosty, Hillary's frosty...what an awful wretch
Hillary's frosty, Hillary's frosty...may she fade down the stretch
All right. I just saw the ad on Newsmax. Excellent.
Also, I heard a rumor that some guy has it on ebay. :)
Yes it is true, on my email from Newsmax.com. You all can buy Hillary Uncensored on Newsmax.com.
Oh. Okay. Since Peter and I talk 5-10 times a day, I doubt that you would be able to tell me something I don’t know.
Let’s try again. What have you learned about the case that is of public knowledge? What have you found that is interesting? I’ve probably posted 500 stories about the case here, so I doubt that you will surprise me.
Great news. Now, we need Blockbuster to carry it.
Check.
I think I may know. Welcome to FreeRepublic.
Okay, what is with the screen name?
I’m not going to fix it. Why did you choose it?
"All I want for Christmas is my Botox injections."
-gees, she looks OLD!
She is really, really angry that she has to go associate with the common people. She thought she would just be coronated and not have to go through any of this. A queen shouldn’t have to go out in the cold.
Just too easy to make a comment, so I won't. The picture says it all.
Doug, I love a mystery.
Mohito Loe must mean “I Spy” in Tongonese.
This is intriguing.
Hillary looks a little under the weather today.
At least her jowls did.
Thank you. I do my best to bring originality and uniqueness to this forum. There's just too much cuttin' and pastin' goin' on out there.
(heh, heh)
For the record, I did not ask that you be banned. I hope they allow you back.
10 Doors........oh please...nothing more than a show.
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