Mitt Romney Versus The Evangelicals

The National Ledger ^ | 10/10/07 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Well...I’ve already miffed some Mormons so I might as well get you miffed as well.

:-)

[luvie]

It’s a joke! :D

[writer33]

I know. :-)

[MHGinTN]

I used to live in Alabama. There was a guy down there who supplied rattlers for the snake handlin’ churches. He attended the church regularly, except on the days the snakes were scheduled for display ... he was afraid the snakes would recognize him and never let him near them again out in the rocks up the holler ... he fed them dog food regularly up yonder.

[writer33]

Threre are definitely snake handling churches. I, of course, was using it to its absurd levels. Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

[SouthTexas]

Now I know the secret! LOL

[PGalt]

As the battle for a theocracy continues, many conservatives will see it as a grown-up Mormon missionary versus Southern Baptist preacher, ending in what may be the biggest bloodbath in American history.

LOL! You're funny, Chris.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, PGalt. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[Brilliant]

There are millions of Christians. I would not vote for one just because he’s the only Christian running. You’ve got to look more importantly at their record and experience.

[tessalu]

It is God who sets men up over nations , and it is God who brings them down. America has been going down hill, away from God for many years. Wiil this continue on foever? One day we will reach the limits, and there will be no turning around.

[lilylangtree]

Good one.

[writer33]

That’s one of the points of the satire.

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed it, lily. Thanks for readng. I appreciate it.

[Blood of Tyrants]

http://meltingpot.fortunecity.com/italy/214/higley.html

[Edward Watson]

You know, that really doesn’t work with me. I’m exceedingly familiar with Mormon doctrine as well as biblical doctrine, having written a 622-page research book containing over 20,000 references on the subject.

http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/bicycleroad/21/id20.htm

I do not need to rely upon the works of others in order to defend my faith against attackers. Do you feel as confident?

[Gator113]

Note to my Bride at work.

Sweetheart,

For your shopping list:
-milk
-cheese
-cookies
And please stop by the pet store and BUY ALL THE SNAKES THAT YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON!!

Note from my Bride:

My Cowboy,

If you would bother to look behind the orange juice, you will find the milk. We have another block of cheese at the bottom of the frig, where YOU put it. You know that your doctor said no more cookies! Now, what’s with the snakes, dear?

Note to Bride:

My God woman, don’t you know?? THE MORMONS ARE COMING, THE MORMONS ARE COMING, THE MORMON ARMY IS ON THE WAY..... AND THEIR GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Note from my Bride:

SHUT THAT DAMN COMPUTER OFF and take the dog for a walk! I will see you in an hour, dear.

[writer33]

:-) HA! Good one.

[Blood of Tyrants]

I feel that my knowledge of my faith tells me that Mormonism is a cult. The Book of Mormon is a false document. There was no angel with Joseph Smith and there was no golden book. He made it all up just for the rush of controlling people. Jesus didn’t appear to the American Indians after he ascended into heaven from Mt Olive. Joseph Smith wasn’t a martyr who died for Christ. In fact he killed two other men in his final gunfight.

[GeronL]

silly.

very silly.