[jiggyboy]

Studies conducted by mental health professionals have shown that Muslim men and women are often offended by the most unexpected items, including baby rattles, hummingbirds, home appliances, or geographical maps with polar ice caps. On the top ten list of the most offensive things are rectal thermometers and the word "allometric," which many consider an underhanded insult to Allah.

In all seriousness, this passage shows that it is virtually impossible to exaggerate the psychosis of Islam for satirical purposes. My dim recollection of non-satirical things Muslims have found offensive in the past two years or so includes kites, ice cream packaging, a strapless sundress on a five-year old, weather forecasts, dogs, and packaged bacon.

[3AngelaD]

You forgot women’s uncovered faces.

[laotzu]

it is virtually impossible to exaggerate the psychosis of Islam

Too true

[MrB]

the word "allometric," which many consider an underhanded insult to Allah.

I suppose we need to be niggardly in our use of the word "allometric" from now on.

[Wil H]

My dim recollection of non-satirical things Muslims have found offensive in the past two years or so includes kites, ice cream packaging, a strapless sundress on a five-year old, weather forecasts, dogs, and packaged bacon.

So how do you think they'll like my Pet Pig named "Mohammed the syphilitic pedophile"