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Welcome to my Nightmare
Herald Sun ^ | 12-7-2007 | Andrew Bolt

Posted on 12/07/2007 6:54:01 AM PST by randog

I can’t remember exactly what I wrote that was so evil. So much to choose from.

Was it that I refused to be freaked by this latest panic attack that global warming was blasting in and . . . Oh, my God, WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

(Excerpt) Read more at blogs.news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: globalwarming; hysteria
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To: anoldafvet
Cell phones cause cancer.

As well as power lines...

41 posted on 12/07/2007 8:33:36 AM PST by randog (What the...?!)
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To: randog
The entire essay is classic, but this line made me laugh out loud:
Remember the fear that the world’s computers would crash the second the clocks ticked over to the year 2000? Planes would fall from the sky thanks to this Y2K bug, which the world spent an estimated $300 billion “fixing”. But what happened at midnight? Tick, tick, tick . . . er, tick.

42 posted on 12/07/2007 8:36:39 AM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative (Global Warming Heretic -- http://agw-heretic.blogspot.com)
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To: null and void
Kill the jews...

On the whole, Iraqis aren't really hung up about the Jews at all.

Saddam sure hated 'em though.

43 posted on 12/07/2007 8:43:49 AM PST by Allegra (Greetings from a kinder, gentler Iraq. God bless US and Coalition Forces.)
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To: randog
journalists keen to sell a sensation, business keen to sell a cure, and politicians keen to sell themselves as the solution.

Compare to an excerpt from "State of Fear" by Michael Crichton:

Has it ever occurred to you how astonishing the culture of Western society really is? Industrialized nations provide their citizens with unprecedented safety, health, and comfort. Average life spans increased fifty percent in the last century. Yet modern people live in abject fear. They are afraid of strangers, of disease, of crime, of the environment. They are afraid of the homes they live in, the food they eat, the technology that surrounds them. They are in a particular panic over things they can't even see — germs, chemicals additives, pollutants. They are timid, nervous, fretful, and depressed. And even more amazingly, they are convinced that the environment of the entire planet is being destroyed around them. Remarkable!

...[T]he military-industrial complex is no longer the primary driver of society. In reality, for the last fifteen years we have been under the control of an entirely new complex, far more powerful and far more pervasive. I call it the politico-legal-media complex. The PLM. And it is dedicated to promoting fear in the population — under the guise of promoting safety.

... Politicians need fears to control the population. Lawyers need dangers to litigate, and make money. The media need scare stories to capture an audience. Together, these three estates are so compelling that they can go about their business even if the scare is totally groundless.

Intriguing.

44 posted on 12/07/2007 8:45:03 AM PST by Terabitten (Virginia Tech Corps of Cadets - E-Frat '94. Unity and Pride!)
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To: Ditter

I remember getting a shot for the flu epidemic of the 50’s, and my arm hurt for a week! I think they called it the “Asian Flu” back then.


45 posted on 12/07/2007 8:45:14 AM PST by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: Constitutionalist Conservative

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $3 BILLION?


46 posted on 12/07/2007 8:46:24 AM PST by a real Sheila (stop hillary NOW!)
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To: Terabitten
. ... Politicians need fears to control the population. Lawyers need dangers to litigate, and make money. The media need scare stories to capture an audience. Together, these three estates are so compelling that they can go about their business even if the scare is totally groundless.

The whole aim of practical politics," wrote H.L. Mencken in 1920, "is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."

47 posted on 12/07/2007 8:53:38 AM PST by Donald Rumsfeld Fan (NY Times: "fake but accurate")
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To: Allegra
*sigh* You’re going to let facts interfere with a perfectly good joke?
48 posted on 12/07/2007 8:54:15 AM PST by null and void (No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
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To: null and void
Sorry. ;-)

It was funny.

49 posted on 12/07/2007 9:14:18 AM PST by Allegra (Greetings from a kinder, gentler Iraq. God bless US and Coalition Forces.)
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To: aroundabout
I believe that prophesy was by Ted Dansen, actor idiot.

There.
I fixed it for you.

50 posted on 12/07/2007 9:19:09 AM PST by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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To: driftless2
Now I’m just wondering after the GW scare diminishes what the next doomist scenario will be. Exploding mp3 players? Any suggestions?

Exploding mp3 players would be good; also exploding cell phones and exploding 2000 gigawatt car stereos...

Just saying.

51 posted on 12/07/2007 9:21:50 AM PST by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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To: Red Badger
If there is a bomb, why worry? If there is not a bomb, why worry?...........

Last year, when I asked an Iraqi employee "how are you?" one morning, he replied "I am fine. Nothing to worry about. Iraqis don't die of natural causes." He threw out his hands and said BOOM! followed by an imitation of shooting a machine gun.

Gallows humor rules. ;-)

52 posted on 12/07/2007 9:22:20 AM PST by Allegra (Greetings from a kinder, gentler Iraq. God bless US and Coalition Forces.)
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To: randog; La Enchiladita; conservativepoet; sageb1; 4butnomorethan30characters; mware; ...
"Are We Dead Yet?" Ping List

If you want on or off the "are we dead yet" ping list please freepmail me.

Warning. This is a very low volume ping list. No responsibility is implied if the ping is too late.

NOW WITH A THEME SONG!!

Sorry I didn't see this sooner.

53 posted on 12/07/2007 9:24:37 AM PST by CougarGA7 (I'm supporting a Conservative not a RINO http://www.gohunter08.com/)
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To: Allegra

LOL!

;^)


54 posted on 12/07/2007 9:25:12 AM PST by null and void (No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
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To: Terabitten
State of Fear was a fantastic book. Should be on the FR required reading list.
55 posted on 12/07/2007 9:26:18 AM PST by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: Terabitten

Thanks! I’ve been trying to remember that book for days!


56 posted on 12/07/2007 9:27:51 AM PST by null and void (No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
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To: Allegra

I like this guy!


57 posted on 12/07/2007 9:30:36 AM PST by null and void (No more Bushes/No more Clintons)
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To: weegee
Ted has since excused his deliberate lie as “hyperbole” to get people to pay attention.

You mean these ignorant, neurotic do-gooders lie?

"We have to offer up scary scenarios, make simplified, dramatic statements, and make little mention of any doubts we may have. Each of us has to decide what the right balance is between being effective and being honest."
Stephen Schneider (leading advocate of the global warming theory)
(in interview for Discover magazine, Oct 1989)

58 posted on 12/07/2007 9:36:07 AM PST by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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To: wbill
Not life-threatening, but a real PITA for his parents. You'd be amazed at how much stuff has red dye in it.

To make the obvious parallel here, I am totally glad that the way your cousin's parents dealt with it was not to deny the use of the dye to everyone else in the country.

59 posted on 12/07/2007 9:38:54 AM PST by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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To: anoldafvet
Cell phones cause cancer.

That would be an awesome example of natural selection at work...

60 posted on 12/07/2007 9:40:12 AM PST by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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