Posted on 12/05/2007 1:58:16 AM PST by Westlander
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) - Prosecutors say an inmate at the Kent County Jail was beaten to death by a cellmate who was incensed that someone had stolen his snack cake.
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Ding Dongs in Prison always cause problems.
I guess somebody mesed with his “ho ho”.
there goes his congeniality award
leggo my eggo, b!tch.
Pound cake
What kind of snack cake? I mean, the penalty should be distinctly determined by the brand and type of filling.
What kind of snack cake? I mean, the penalty should be distinctly determined by the brand and type of filling.
2006? Why are we just finding out about this now? Did Hostess or Little Debbie pay somebody off to keep this quiet? After all, how long does an investigation take when there are only two guys in a cell? It's not like you can say, it wasn't me.
The Michigan judicial system runs on ITT philosophy. ‘It Takes Time’.
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar? (Family Guy)
LDDS, aka Little Debbie Derangement Syndrome.
“All I wanted was a Ding Dong...just one Ding Dong...and he wouldn’t give it to me...”
Twinkie Defense redux?
Probably the most sensible killing this year.
LOL My first thought as well. It has to be a Little Debbie.
White Girls named Debbie has placed three or four torpedoes amidship in many a Mans heart, caused many to end their lives, or end the lives of others. The lucky ones live long tortuous lives with painful memories. Debbies should all be tattooed with a warning label right on their forehead. OK, OK, Im exaggerating, but dang you just cant get the first love of your life out of your head even 30 years after this sailor who was at sea, got that Dear John letter.
winner! ROFL!
No, it’s the Reverse Twinkie Defense. The earlier one was based on a excess of Twinkies. This one is based on a lack thereof.
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