The bitch set me up!
Posted on 12/05/2007 1:58:16 AM PST by Westlander
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) - Prosecutors say an inmate at the Kent County Jail was beaten to death by a cellmate who was incensed that someone had stolen his snack cake.
(Excerpt) Read more at wxyz.com ...
Ding Dongs in Prison always cause problems.
I guess somebody mesed with his “ho ho”.
there goes his congeniality award
leggo my eggo, b!tch.
Pound cake
What kind of snack cake? I mean, the penalty should be distinctly determined by the brand and type of filling.
What kind of snack cake? I mean, the penalty should be distinctly determined by the brand and type of filling.
2006? Why are we just finding out about this now? Did Hostess or Little Debbie pay somebody off to keep this quiet? After all, how long does an investigation take when there are only two guys in a cell? It's not like you can say, it wasn't me.
The Michigan judicial system runs on ITT philosophy. ‘It Takes Time’.
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar? (Family Guy)
LDDS, aka Little Debbie Derangement Syndrome.
“All I wanted was a Ding Dong...just one Ding Dong...and he wouldn’t give it to me...”
Twinkie Defense redux?
Probably the most sensible killing this year.
LOL My first thought as well. It has to be a Little Debbie.
White Girls named Debbie has placed three or four torpedoes amidship in many a Man’s heart, caused many to end their lives, or end the lives of others. The lucky ones live long tortuous lives with painful memories. Debbie’s should all be tattooed with a warning label right on their forehead. OK, OK, I’m exaggerating, but dang you just can’t get the first love of your life out of your head even 30 years after this sailor who was at sea, got that Dear John letter.
winner! ROFL!
No, it’s the Reverse Twinkie Defense. The earlier one was based on a excess of Twinkies. This one is based on a lack thereof.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.