Posted on 12/04/2007 11:45:13 AM PST by doug from upland
NOTE: as I have traditionally done, Christmas songs telling the news of the day will only be the secular songs. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
2007 DFU CHRISTMAS PARODIES:
OVER THE RIVER AND THROUGH THE WOODS
IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
PARADE OF THE WOODEN SOLDIERS
I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER
CHIPMUNK CHRISTMAS SONG
LET IT SNOW
Deck the halls with more indictments.....fa la la la la la la la la
Norman Hsu has caused excitement...fa la la la la la la la la
Hillary does things illegal...fa la la la la la la la la
She no longer looks so regal...fa la la la la la la la la
Peter Paul is still pursuing...fa la la la la la la la la
It's a story that is brewing...fa la la la la la la la la
Hillary does things illegal...fa la la la la la la la la
She no longer looks so regal...fa la la la la la la la la
She attacks Barack Obama...fa la la la la la la la la
She is really one mean mama...fa la la la la la la la la
Hillary does things illegal...fa la la la la la la la la
She no longer looks so regal...fa la la la la la la la la
Pinging the first and only person on the 2007 Christmas parody list. :)
2nd that. A+ for humor
Congressman Billybob
Ping
bttt
You left out the verse about Skuggs. BTTT
LOL! Current down to the day! Love it.
I hope this isn’t emasculating but you need a bigger ping list, honey, :o)
Keep them coming!
Henchester added today. :)
Wanna have some fun this CHRISTMAS?
Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD
As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, CHRISTIAN, card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world.
Make sure it says “Merry Christmas” on it.
Here’s the Address, just don’t be rude or crude. (It’s Not the Christian way, ya know.):
ACLU
125 Broad Street 18th Floor New York , NY 10004
Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn’t know if any were regular mail containing contributions.
So spend 41 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a Holiday Tree. . .
See, the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About shepherds and wise men and angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say,
December 25th is just a "holiday".
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit,
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X-box, an I-pod,
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa,
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down,
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears,
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, di-ver-si-ty,
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, now Darden, now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen,
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter,
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith;
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded,
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree",
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say,
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not happy holiday!
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