1 posted on
12/01/2007 9:31:52 PM PST by
Jim W N
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To: Jim 0216
I have this to say about that:
To: Jim 0216
3 posted on
12/01/2007 9:33:09 PM PST by
pissant
(Duncan Hunter: Warrior, Statesman, Conservative)
To: Jim 0216
4 posted on
12/01/2007 9:33:23 PM PST by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: SevenofNine
To: Jim 0216
Just how do you know they are missing? Hmmm?
8 posted on
12/01/2007 9:36:37 PM PST by
REDWOOD99
To: Jim 0216
I don’t know, and I can’t believe I am saying this, but Alec Baldwin is hilarious on the saturday night live episode they have on tonight with Tony Bennett.
9 posted on
12/01/2007 9:36:39 PM PST by
RDTF
("Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear". Mark Twain)
To: Jim 0216
I don’t know. Last I saw they were stacked right over there by the fence. Firewood maybe?
10 posted on
12/01/2007 9:37:19 PM PST by
Chuck54
To: Jim 0216
Was your ‘puter turned on during that period?
13 posted on
12/01/2007 9:37:37 PM PST by
doc1019
(Fred Thompson '08)
To: Jim 0216
jim, jim, i’m giving ‘er all shes got!
To: Jim 0216
The CIA took the posts and they are being scanned for secret messages.
To: Jim 0216
Well, it's like I've always said. Once in awhile stuff just falls into that great cyber porcelain swimmin' hole and Aunt Maude hits the flusher with her artificial leg - the one she lost in 'Nam. Those were the days - before her sex-change operation she was a one-eyed Special Forces Master Chief Gunnery Sergeant (she wore an eyepatch with her rank on it like Daryl Hannah wore in
Kill Bill only that one had a Red Cross on it but you get the idea). Anyway, one time she'd parachuted behind enemy lines and was doing the old Polish minefield test (you know, fingers in her ears and stomping the ground out ahead of her) when KABLOOEY! A VC mine goes off and pretty soon she's got her third Purple Heart and a real bad attitude toward dwarves. I don't know why, but she always blamed the dwarves for the minefield.
Anyhows, oncet in awhile she's reaching for the can of chaw she has hidden behind the musical toilet paper holder (plays America The Beautiful and Tie A Yellow Ribbon) and the whole shootin' match comes down and before you know it her bloomers are in the crapper and there's a flushing sound and she's lookin' real mean for some dwarves. You're not a dwarf, are you?
To: devolve; Jim 0216
Lol, we were all in the ‘secret chat room’, guess nobody gave you the password!!
18 posted on
12/01/2007 9:44:20 PM PST by
potlatch
("Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance!")
To: Jim 0216
Check Sandy Berger’s socks.
20 posted on
12/01/2007 9:46:17 PM PST by
jrooney
(Ron Paul makes Jimmy Carter look tough and Dennis Kucinich look sane.)
To: Jim 0216
Re-boot your time zone to zulu and call me in the morning.
23 posted on
12/01/2007 9:48:18 PM PST by
Cold Heat
(Mitt....2008)
To: Jim 0216
Look on Hillary’s nightstand.
30 posted on
12/01/2007 9:53:19 PM PST by
UCANSEE2
(- Attention all planets of the solar Federation--Secret plan codeword: Banana)
To: Jim 0216
I got em and they aint comin back
32 posted on
12/01/2007 9:54:42 PM PST by
woofie
To: Jim 0216
33 posted on
12/01/2007 9:56:18 PM PST by
The Electrician
("Government is the only enterprise in the world which expands in size when its failures increase.")
To: Jim 0216
Also I imagined you imagining me
35 posted on
12/01/2007 9:57:43 PM PST by
woofie
To: Jim 0216
I was bored so I deleted them just to see who would notice first. Since you were the one, you are the winner of a free kitten!
Congratulations!
40 posted on
12/01/2007 10:11:02 PM PST by
KoRn
To: Jim 0216
Begin top secret message
They were typed in invisible ink
::use the decoder ring to find out::
Your computer will self destruct in five seconds.
41 posted on
12/01/2007 10:11:14 PM PST by
Calpernia
(Hunters Rangers - Raising the Bar of Integrity http://www.barofintegrity.us)
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