[Billthedrill]

Well, it's like I've always said. Once in awhile stuff just falls into that great cyber porcelain swimmin' hole and Aunt Maude hits the flusher with her artificial leg - the one she lost in 'Nam. Those were the days - before her sex-change operation she was a one-eyed Special Forces Master Chief Gunnery Sergeant (she wore an eyepatch with her rank on it like Daryl Hannah wore in Kill Bill only that one had a Red Cross on it but you get the idea). Anyway, one time she'd parachuted behind enemy lines and was doing the old Polish minefield test (you know, fingers in her ears and stomping the ground out ahead of her) when KABLOOEY! A VC mine goes off and pretty soon she's got her third Purple Heart and a real bad attitude toward dwarves. I don't know why, but she always blamed the dwarves for the minefield.

Anyhows, oncet in awhile she's reaching for the can of chaw she has hidden behind the musical toilet paper holder (plays America The Beautiful and Tie A Yellow Ribbon) and the whole shootin' match comes down and before you know it her bloomers are in the crapper and there's a flushing sound and she's lookin' real mean for some dwarves. You're not a dwarf, are you?

[BOBTHENAILER]

The dwarfs ate ‘em.

[Just Lori]

Whatever yer drinkin’ tonite ......I WANT SOME!

[robomatik]

bill, you are a hilarious dude!!!!!
5 exclamation points for your humor!!!!!

[exit82]

Bill, I got exhausted reading your post. LOL!

[cmsgop]

LMAOPIMP!!!!!!!

[Judith Anne]

Hmmmm....if post 17 was snack food, I’d eat it all night in my flannel pajamas...

:D