World would be better off without Cheney

Seacoast Online (NH) ^ | November 28, 2007 | By Chris Elliott

[johnny7]

George W. Bush is a heartbeat away from having to become president of the United States, a heartbeat that is becoming more and more tenuous.

The heartbeat I am referring to of course is that of Dick Cheney, who has been shouldering the duties of the presidency since its current inception, and whose ticker needed a jump-start early this week in order to resume normal heart rhythm after displaying atrial fibrillation. I would have provided him with my home remedy that involves a motorcycle battery, a pair of alligator clips and two vice-presidential nipples but I wasn’t asked.

[counterpunch]

Chris Elliot was funnier in There’s Something About Mary.

[theDentist]

I’d love to say that the world would be vastly better off without this author, but truthfully, I don’t think this nimrod’s existence has any impact upon us to start with. He is a jealous, whining liberal, with all the depth of a puddle of dog pee on a sidealk in summertime.

[VRWCmember]

Does this idiot write for the local middle-school paper?

[Gay State Conservative]

Yup...New Hampshire is now deep blue.Thanks largely,of course,to all the refugees from Massachusetts.

[Rodm]

You forgot to post (Idiot Alert)

[Sax]

Wow, he really loses it towards the end of his “article” (rant.)

Glue sniffer.

[dfwgator]

The world would be better off without Chris Elliot.

[bubbacluck]

Mr. Elliot needs to confess his sin of misplaced anger. If he doesn’t it will eventually eat him up and give him a heart attack.

[iceskater]

Forgot the ‘barf alert’, eh?

Good lord, what a steaming pile of vitriol.

[capt. norm]

Chris Elliot?

I am sure hope this wasn't written by this Chris Elliot:

[geezerwheezer]

This writer(?) is a pompous little a$$, and writes as though he is in the third grade. I’d like to hook him up to my battery charger and perhaps shock some sense into his mushy brain, but I suspect his brain is already fried or he wouldn’t be making the stupid comments he made. What a dweeb! I hope he goes walking with Stephen King soon!

[RobbyS]

Actors are seldom the brightest bulbs. He is no exception.

[NavVet]

This article begs the question:

Does Liberalisim make you insane, or does insanity make you a liberal?

[gracesdad]

Ha Ha. Not.

[sono]

I’d say the world would be better off without Chris Elliott.

[hoe_cake]

What a load of mean spirited drivel. Who is this guy anyway?

[Badeye]

Chris Elliot?

Whats Andy Dick’s illigitimate kid have to do with anything?

(chuckle)

[gridlock]

Liberals can be such hateful people.

[NTHockey]

May what he wishes upon others be visited on him sevenfold.