Posted on 11/28/2007 5:16:45 AM PST by Kaslin
Hey, did you hear the one about the woman who aborted her kid so she could save the planet?
That's no joke, but Darwin must be chuckling somewhere.
Toni Vernelli was one of two women recently featured in a London Daily Mail story about environmentalists who take their carbon footprint very, very seriously.
So seriously, in fact, that Vernelli aborted a pregnancy and, by age 27, had herself sterilized. Baby-making, she says, is "selfish" and "all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet."
Because Toni and her husband, Ed, are childless and vegan, they say they can justify one long-haul airplane trip per year and still remain carbon neutral.
Sarah Irving is another like-minded nature-nurturer. She and fiance Mark Hudson decided on him having a vasectomy to prevent the possibility of an inconvenient life interfering with their carbon-perfect ones.
Those of us who have managed to see a pregnancy through to birth recognize the irony of these tales.
If we're not saving the planet for our kids, for whom are we saving it? After we're all sterilized and aborted, who's going to appreciate the fact that global warming is, by golly, under control? Who's going to live to tell the tale?
Tell me: When was the last time you read a good book by a polar bear?
Human beings may unconsciously wish to maintain their genetic line, but that's not the reason most people have children. OK, most of us have children because we get pregnant. But otherwise, the planet -- glorious as it is -- is simply not that much fun with no one around.
The authors of the newspaper story seemed to have a sense of something gone awry, but I don't share their nostalgia for "innocent eyes gazing up ... with unconditional love" and "a little hand slipping into hers -- and a voice calling her Mummy."
Those little pleasures are for all to cherish in their own private moments. Please.
What I'm nostalgic for is sanity.
The couples who choose abortion and sterilization may not save the planet, but they're saving the gene pool a mess o' trouble by purging their own from the mix. The Darwin Awards folks, who honor those who improve the species by accidentally removing themselves from it, will have to create a new category:
People Too Narcissistic To Procreate.
Far be it from me to suggest that people must have children to be content or to contribute to life on Earth. But abortion should never be confused with a selfless act. It is clearly the ultimate and most-vivid expression of the opposite.
Raising children is quantifiably the most persistently unselfish act known to mankind, as millions of veterans of sleepless nights will attest. Parenthood is when "I" takes a backseat to "thou" -- when the infant-self submits to adulthood so that the real infant gets a necessary turn at the well of self-importance.
Although I doubt there are many willing to sterilize themselves in order to reduce the size of their carbon footprint, such extreme materialism is the evolutionary product of our gradual commodification of human life.
Suddenly, the unborn is of no greater importance than the contents of our recycling bin. Like Weight Watchers dieters substituting carbs for sugars, we trade off future members of the human race to neutralize insults to Earth's balance in the present.
Here's how the mental calculation goes: Let's see, if I abort my child, maybe I can travel first-class to the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Bali.
Is this the slippery slope that pro-lifers prophesied? Once such utilitarian concerns edge out our humanity -- and once human life is deemed to have no greater value than any other life form -- how long before we begin tidying up other inconveniences?
Wouldn't it be helpful to eliminate some of the less productive members of society who, like the cows they no doubt eat, are emitting hazardous methane, one of the greenhouse gases that contribute to global warming?
That seems an absurd projection, but then not long ago, so did the aborting of babies to thwart global warming. The deeply caring, meanwhile, are always the ones to watch. Tenderness, it has been said, leads to the gas chambers.
On a lighter note, we might have avoided all such concerns if only the mothers of Toni, Ed, Sarah and Mark had been as "virtuous" as they are.
I, for one, applaud these individuals attempts to remove their genetic material from the “pool”.
Bravo.
Wish more DemocRATS would try this.
bump
Actually, its the remaining childless that is selfish.
Just a perfect example of throwing some chlorine into the gene pool. I for one am eternally glad morons like this will not create other humans to pollute with their insanity.
If Toni was really serious she would consider a retroactive abortion for herself and her husband.
I agree with removal of her genotype but abhor the method - pray for an end to abortion.
if she was really into saving the planet she would kill herself
Here’s my Humble Opinion about these losers:
WHO CARES?
They are doing all of us a favor by not breeding.
Thankfully ...
Well there are two good things to say about this. 1) By sterilizing herself at least this woman won't be aborting any more babies, and 2) Sterilization guarantees that just a few more stupid-genes don't make it into the general gene pool population. Now if she could just stop breathing, she'd produce far less CO2 - eventually she'll realize that and hopefully do the right thing. ;-)
Selfish libtards.
Indeed—None of these holier-than-thou types seem to be willing to lead by example.
I’ll be glad when the carbon fad ends and we can start worrying about some other indicator element. Personally, my goal is to be entropy-neutral by 2010.
Find a good excuse to be selfish and lazy and stick with it.
Yes, that’s the key to the elitist econazis -
it’s not that they want to reduce usage of resources to save the earth,
they want YOU to stop using THEIR resources.
“Redwood Deck Environmentalists”
Yet another quip to the age old question. If you spit in the ocean does it raise the level? Well Freepers, does it?
I’m gonna be work neutral in 2010!!
This sort of thing is being addressed in this country:
President Bush Inks New Measure
WASHINGTON, DC-On Tuesday, Congress approved the Americans With No Abilities Act sweeping new legislation that provides benefits and protection for more than one hundred thirty-five million talentless Americans.
The act, signed into law by President Bush shortly after its passage, is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon millions of U.S. citizens who lack any real skills.
“Roughly fifty percent of all Americans through no fault of their own do not possess the talent necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said Bush, a longtime AWNA supporter.
“Their lives are futile, hamster-wheel existences of unrewarding, dead-end busy work: Xeroxing documents written by others, processing mail-in rebates for Black and Decker toaster ovens, and filling in bureaucratic forms that nobody will ever see. Sadly, for these millions of non-abled Americans, the American dream of working hard and moving up is simply not a practical possibility.”
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than twenty-five million important-sounding “middle man” positions in the white-collar sector will be created for non-abled persons, providing them with a sense of purpose and ability. Mandatory, non-performance-based raises and promotions will also be offered to create a sense of upward mobility for even the most unremarkable, utterly replaceable employees.
The legislation also provides corporations with incentives to hire non-abled workers, including tax breaks for those who hire one useless worker for every two talented hirees.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act also contains tough new measures to prevent discrimination against the non-abled by banning prospective employers from asking such job-interview questions as, “What can you bring to this organization?” and “Do you have any special skills that would make you an asset to this company?”
“As a non-abled person, I frequently find myself unable to keep up with co-workers who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a nonessential filing clerk at a Minneapolis tile wholesaler last month because of her lack of notable skills. “This new law should really help people like me.”
With the passage of the Americans With No Abilities Act, Gertz and millions of other untalented, nonessential citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Bush, “It is our duty, both as lawmakers and as human beings, to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her lack of value to society, some sort of remunerative position to take up in this great nation.”
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