Survival of the Stupidest

Townhall.com ^ | November 27, 2007 | Kathleen Parker

[SJSAMPLE]

I, for one, applaud these individuals attempts to remove their genetic material from the “pool”.

Bravo.
Wish more DemocRATS would try this.

[lowbridge]

bump

[G Larry]

Actually, its the remaining childless that is selfish.

[SabianKinslow]

Just a perfect example of throwing some chlorine into the gene pool. I for one am eternally glad morons like this will not create other humans to pollute with their insanity.

[ExGeeEye]

Those who rail against the existence of Too Many People usually turn out to mean Too Many Other People.

[baldeagle390]

If Toni was really serious she would consider a retroactive abortion for herself and her husband.

[ConorMacNessa]

I agree with removal of her genotype but abhor the method - pray for an end to abortion.

[South Dakota]

if she was really into saving the planet she would kill herself

[Mr. C]

Here’s my Humble Opinion about these losers:

WHO CARES?

They are doing all of us a favor by not breeding.

Thankfully ...

[rhombus]

Vernelli aborted a pregnancy and, by age 27, had herself sterilized. Baby-making, she says, is "selfish" and "all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet."

Well there are two good things to say about this. 1) By sterilizing herself at least this woman won't be aborting any more babies, and 2) Sterilization guarantees that just a few more stupid-genes don't make it into the general gene pool population. Now if she could just stop breathing, she'd produce far less CO2 - eventually she'll realize that and hopefully do the right thing. ;-)

[17th Miss Regt]

Not only that, but keep in mind the fact that Muslims don't have to deal with such nonsense. They have six kids or more in a family. In 25 years, when their numbers are large enough, sharia law will be established. And then the feminists and enviro-wackos will be very unhappy. Not to mention other whiner groups that no longer exist in Iran.

[metesky]

A sad tale too for those of us, like my wife and myself, who would have loved to have had kids, but through no fault of our own could not.

Selfish libtards.

[Arm_Bears]

Indeed—None of these holier-than-thou types seem to be willing to lead by example.

[Caesar Soze]

I’ll be glad when the carbon fad ends and we can start worrying about some other indicator element. Personally, my goal is to be entropy-neutral by 2010.

[sierrahome]

Find a good excuse to be selfish and lazy and stick with it.

[MrB]

Yes, that’s the key to the elitist econazis -

it’s not that they want to reduce usage of resources to save the earth,

they want YOU to stop using THEIR resources.

“Redwood Deck Environmentalists”

[ontap]

Yet another quip to the age old question. If you spit in the ocean does it raise the level? Well Freepers, does it?

[ontap]

I’m gonna be work neutral in 2010!!

[Jack Hammer]

This sort of thing is being addressed in this country:

President Bush Inks New Measure

WASHINGTON, DC-On Tuesday, Congress approved the Americans With No Abilities Act – sweeping new legislation that provides benefits and protection for more than one hundred thirty-five million talentless Americans.

The act, signed into law by President Bush shortly after its passage, is being hailed as a major victory for the millions upon millions of U.S. citizens who lack any real skills.

“Roughly fifty percent of all Americans – through no fault of their own – do not possess the talent necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said Bush, a longtime AWNA supporter.

“Their lives are futile, hamster-wheel existences of unrewarding, dead-end busy work: Xeroxing documents written by others, processing mail-in rebates for Black and Decker toaster ovens, and filling in bureaucratic forms that nobody will ever see. Sadly, for these millions of non-abled Americans, the American dream of working hard and moving up is simply not a practical possibility.”

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than twenty-five million important-sounding “middle man” positions in the white-collar sector will be created for non-abled persons, providing them with a sense of purpose and ability. Mandatory, non-performance-based raises and promotions will also be offered to create a sense of upward mobility for even the most unremarkable, utterly replaceable employees.

The legislation also provides corporations with incentives to hire non-abled workers, including tax breaks for those who hire one useless worker for every two talented hirees.

Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act also contains tough new measures to prevent discrimination against the non-abled by banning prospective employers from asking such job-interview questions as, “What can you bring to this organization?” and “Do you have any special skills that would make you an asset to this company?”

“As a non-abled person, I frequently find myself unable to keep up with co-workers who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a nonessential filing clerk at a Minneapolis tile wholesaler last month because of her lack of notable skills. “This new law should really help people like me.”

With the passage of the Americans With No Abilities Act, Gertz and millions of other untalented, nonessential citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Bush, “It is our duty, both as lawmakers and as human beings, to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her lack of value to society, some sort of remunerative position to take up in this great nation.”