Posted on 11/24/2007 12:40:01 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
teeny tiny little milking machines.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Why doesn’t she stop taking hard drugs? That’s assuming that’s the source of this weirdness, of course. There’s also the scary possibility that she’s saying these things while sober.
Just another example of celebrities making total idiots of themselves. The sad thing is their celebrity status gives them recognition. If any of the rest of us made such idiotic rants we would deemed nuts and certainly ignored in the media.
To say nothing of the teeny tiny little stools and the teeny tiny little pails.
Jeez, Sir Paul married that?
Was he still so undone by grief over his beloved Linda when Heather caught him in a weak moment?
It always seemed to me that Heather’s only interest in Paul was to ride him and his fortune in service to her causes.
I know Paul went vegan when he met Linda. And it certainly seemed to work for him, he’s always looked damn good for his age. Although this wasn’t always the case—recall the lads smoking like chimneys in “Hard Day’s Night.”
She sounds like “Lucy in the sky with diamonds” about to board the “yellow submarine” to head out “across the universe”. Instead she should take “the long and winding road” and just “let it be”...
Seems the question has her stumped.
Loony b*tch.
On my family farm, in Michigan, we used to milk our cat.
The little runt of the litter, Jepedo, that was his name, couldn’t eat so we took the cat’s little teat and put the milk in a saucer.
...I have nipples Folker, can you milk me?
Let her do it, I will personally give out 5 carbon credits for each gallon of rat’s milk she consumes with her eco-flakes.
now that was funny
What’s the butterfat content, Kenneth?
elicious Cat Milk
Cats milk has long been a popular gourmet food in eastern Europe and it is a highly-prized and precious commodity.
Cat milk always has a smooth finish and often has subtle seafood undertones, making cat milk a prized delicacy all across Europe.
With cat’s milks robust undertones, cat milk is now joining the gourmet scene as one of the most coveted treats on the world. Let’s take a closer look at cat milk and see why cat milk is taking the world by storm.
More teats, more milk
In the dairy industry it has long been observed that cats have double the teats of cows, hence twice the source of pure cat milk:
Breed Number of teats
horses 2 teats
cows 4 teats
cats 8 teats
dogs 10 teats
The cat milk craze can be traced to the Middle Ages when drinking cats milk was a sign of being erudite and showed that you had veracity and the patience to milk the cats. Infinitely varied, cat milk is heavily influenced by breed, and cats milk from Siamese cats is the most highly prized, while the milk of larger cats (Tigers & Lions) has a more robust flavor.
Mayor Quimby: [to Fat Tony] Rats? You promised me dog or higher.
The best milk comes from happy rats.
And happy rats come from California.
“These people are out of their minds! Milk rats?! Use one square of toilet paper?! Ride a horse to work?! Oh, not them, though! They’ll still be flying in private jets, living in 30,000 square foot mansions and driving big SUVs! No, these idiotic ideas are for us little people, the peons.”
I’m sure Babs is hanging all her clothes out to dry on her clothesline in the back yard. Of course she practices what she preaches. sarc/off
I think he must have found a forgotten stash of LSD one day, and then, after he realized what he married...
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