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UN: Millions Not Suffering AIDS Now Doomed to Drown
Scrappleface ^ | 2007-11-20 | Scott Ott

Posted on 11/22/2007 4:47:39 AM PST by Tarkin

Top United Nations’ scientists plan to acknowledge this week that they wildly overstated the size and the spread of the AIDS epidemic, but that all the millions of people who don’t actually have AIDS will soon drown in the rising tide caused by man-made global climate change. Now, Mr. Piot said, the fate of countless millions has gone from bad to worse. (...)

“A man who might have died quietly in his bed of AIDS,” said Mr. Piot, “now faces the terrifying specter of watching his neighbors slip from their rooftops one-by-one, screaming until the rising deep muffles their voices, knowing that he faces the inevitable moment when his fingers slip from the chimney, the brine subdues his own shrieks and the sea becomes his tomb.”

Mr. Piot denied accusations that he makes alarmist statements to serve a political and fundraising agenda rather than following rigorous scientific processes.

“My alarmist statements have resulted in billions of dollars in funding for research,” Mr. Piot said. “I’m making sure scientists get paid. What could be more scientific than that?”

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aids; globalhoax; globalwarming; hoax; itssatire; liberalagenda; science; un
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1 posted on 11/22/2007 4:47:41 AM PST by Tarkin
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To: Tarkin

Scrappleface has a better grasp of reality than the New York Times!


2 posted on 11/22/2007 4:53:33 AM PST by Ken522
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To: Tarkin

I lol’d


3 posted on 11/22/2007 4:53:57 AM PST by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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To: Tarkin
“I’m making sure scientists get paid. What could be more scientific than that?”

Hilarious.

4 posted on 11/22/2007 4:54:09 AM PST by Rocky
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To: Tarkin

That’s ridiculous. The subprime loan crisis will kill us long before global warming. There will be no more rooftops soon!


5 posted on 11/22/2007 4:55:21 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Hunter 2008)
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To: Tarkin

(“My alarmist statements have resulted in billions of dollars in funding for research,” Mr. Piot said. “I’m making sure scientists get paid. What could be more scientific than that?”)

So true.


6 posted on 11/22/2007 4:57:51 AM PST by mirkwood (Cold in Maine. Manbearpig should show up so it gets warmer.)
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To: Tarkin

I am thankful for Scrappleface.


7 posted on 11/22/2007 5:00:24 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: Tarkin

OH this is genius!!


8 posted on 11/22/2007 5:03:37 AM PST by Southerngl
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To: Tarkin
Scott Ott tells it like is is... hilarious !!!
9 posted on 11/22/2007 5:05:33 AM PST by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: Tarkin

[Top United Nations’ scientists plan to acknowledge this week that they wildly overstated the size and the spread of the AIDS epidemic, but that all the millions of people who don’t actually have AIDS will soon drown in the rising tide caused by man-made global climate change.]

Just one more reason to hate the U.N. and all those who would give over our American sovereignty to such fools.
Come on global warming, I prefer a warm winter because of rising gas and oil prices and would like to laugh at the fools who believe the lies of global warming myths.


10 posted on 11/22/2007 5:50:52 AM PST by kindred (I am voting conservatives like Hunter,or Third Party. No vote for Rudy or other rinos.)
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To: Tarkin

Short women & minoirities hardest hit


11 posted on 11/22/2007 6:15:08 AM PST by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: Tarkin
Unfortunately, Scott's satire often comes to pass. I fear this piece will become yet another example.

Sigh ...

12 posted on 11/22/2007 7:50:52 AM PST by Zakeet (Be thankful we don't get all the government we pay for)
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To: Tarkin

“Top United Nations’ scientists plan to acknowledge this week that they wildly overstated the size and the spread of the AIDS epidemic, but that all the millions of people who don’t actually have AIDS will soon drown in the rising tide caused by man-made global climate change”

Do you feel like you’ve gone down the rabbit hole?


13 posted on 11/22/2007 7:53:08 AM PST by RoadTest ("The Lord bringeth the council of the heathen to naught" - Psalm 33, verse 10)
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To: Tarkin

Hilarious, and terrific prose too!


14 posted on 11/22/2007 8:14:36 AM PST by montag813
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To: Beowulf; Defendingliberty

~~ AGW™ Parody ping~~


15 posted on 11/22/2007 1:43:57 PM PST by steelyourfaith
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To: Rocky
Hilarious.

Dylan?

16 posted on 11/22/2007 1:46:58 PM PST by Experiment 6-2-6 (Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
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