Posted on 11/22/2007 4:47:39 AM PST by Tarkin
Top United Nations’ scientists plan to acknowledge this week that they wildly overstated the size and the spread of the AIDS epidemic, but that all the millions of people who don’t actually have AIDS will soon drown in the rising tide caused by man-made global climate change. Now, Mr. Piot said, the fate of countless millions has gone from bad to worse. (...)
“A man who might have died quietly in his bed of AIDS,” said Mr. Piot, “now faces the terrifying specter of watching his neighbors slip from their rooftops one-by-one, screaming until the rising deep muffles their voices, knowing that he faces the inevitable moment when his fingers slip from the chimney, the brine subdues his own shrieks and the sea becomes his tomb.”
Mr. Piot denied accusations that he makes alarmist statements to serve a political and fundraising agenda rather than following rigorous scientific processes.
“My alarmist statements have resulted in billions of dollars in funding for research,” Mr. Piot said. “I’m making sure scientists get paid. What could be more scientific than that?”
(Excerpt) Read more at scrappleface.com ...
Scrappleface has a better grasp of reality than the New York Times!
I lol’d
Hilarious.
That’s ridiculous. The subprime loan crisis will kill us long before global warming. There will be no more rooftops soon!
(“My alarmist statements have resulted in billions of dollars in funding for research,” Mr. Piot said. “I’m making sure scientists get paid. What could be more scientific than that?”)
So true.
I am thankful for Scrappleface.
OH this is genius!!
[Top United Nations’ scientists plan to acknowledge this week that they wildly overstated the size and the spread of the AIDS epidemic, but that all the millions of people who don’t actually have AIDS will soon drown in the rising tide caused by man-made global climate change.]
Just one more reason to hate the U.N. and all those who would give over our American sovereignty to such fools.
Come on global warming, I prefer a warm winter because of rising gas and oil prices and would like to laugh at the fools who believe the lies of global warming myths.
Short women & minoirities hardest hit
Sigh ...
“Top United Nations’ scientists plan to acknowledge this week that they wildly overstated the size and the spread of the AIDS epidemic, but that all the millions of people who don’t actually have AIDS will soon drown in the rising tide caused by man-made global climate change”
Do you feel like you’ve gone down the rabbit hole?
Hilarious, and terrific prose too!
~~ AGW™ Parody ping~~
Dylan?
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