Keep Out of the Reach of Liberals by Gabriel Garnica

The next time you see kids cursing in public, mocking everyone they see, making foolish comments, disrespecting rational authority and giggling over superficial and inane things, imagine a nation run by these same kids. If the above suggestion causes you to break out in a cold sweat, then ask yourself how a nation run by children is any different than a nation run by liberals.

Liberals Should Be Seen and Not Heard

Have you ever tried to listen to The View without considering suicide? There is nothing more irritating than a group of liberals screeching and whining about their causes amid mindless applause and approval. Anyone who can hear Joy Behar for five minutes without gaining a new appreciation for mimes is a better person than I am. This liberal propaganda soapbox presents us with two sides of liberalism. The first is the pretentious, arrogant and even elitist belief that they have the answers to everything on their terms and that anyone who disagrees is an idiot or intolerant monster. The other side of the liberal moon, so to speak, is the pattern of chatting about the most inane, superficial and asinine topics as if they were central to survival.

Listen to liberals chatting with each other and tell me that this does not sound like a bunch of mindless teens spewing in a school bus about the latest craze or what color someone’s hair will be next week. Liberals’ pattern of public cursing, blaming others for their mistakes, and mocking authority is no different than the kind of behavior one would expect from a teen on that bus.

Liberal Projection

Children often accuse others of things they themselves do in a pathetic effort to divert blame. Just listen to liberals harp on about the environment and education, for example, to hear the same absurd hypocrisy coming from the mouths of liberals. They ignore the fact that their own environmental paranoia prevents common sense actions that could have avoided such things as the recent California fires. They blame a pathetic educational system on poor funding or teachers not being paid enough instead of their absurd, ultra-liberal and misguided hand-holding and politically correct rubbish. They ignore liberal corruption in the Katrina disaster while blaming anything with Bush’s name on it. They will surely blame everyone else for the Kansas brownouts rather than admit they helped cause them. Worst of all, they will blame 9/11 on everyone and anyone but themselves even as Slick Willie and his playmates were playing games with America’s security.

Liberals are the kid who breaks the cookie jar trying to steal some cookies his mother told him not to eat. When the mother walks into the kitchen, she sees the kid sitting there with cookies in his hand and mouth, next to the broken jar. “Were you eating cookies after I told you not to?” the mother asks, fully aware of the answer to her own question. In deadpan absurdity, the kid points to the shelf and says, “The jar fell off the shelf and hit me on the head.” Every conservative and every parent knows that liberals and children will often divert blame and rarely, if ever, admit to wrongdoing without some lame excuse attached.

Out of The Mouths of Liberals

To hear Obama accuse others of playing the race card when he has benefited from it all his life or Al Sharpton demanding apologies from others for inciting hatred and division with his record of doing the same without remorse is about as ridiculous as it gets. You honestly have to pinch yourself to make sure you are not having some imbecilic nightmare in the land of make-believe thinking. To hear a liberal such as Princeton Professor Cornel West refer to a “...a morally insensitive period from Reagan to the second Bush, when it was fashionable to be indifferent to the suffering of the most vulnerable." when liberals wink at tearing unborn children apart is the height of insanity.

Children often stick their foot in it when they try to be adults despite not being mature and rational enough to pull it off. They often end up having to retreat amid excuses and rationalizations. The recent illegal immigrant license flap is a prime example of the “it” and every liberal from Elliot Spitzer to Hillary Clinton has tried to put out that flaming bag of compost only to end up with nicely decorated and soiled shoes.

Childish Logic

Nobody expects a typical child to often make rational sense. In fact, most adults accept the fact that most kids will often say inconsistent, rationally absurd things. After all, we are dealing with people who are still developing common sense, rational thought and coherent thinking. However, if children can be excused from making absurd claims and stating inconsistent beliefs due to their immature logical sense, what excuse do liberals have? Perhaps they need look no further for their excuse of the week than that same immature, illogical sense.

There is no better example of this ridiculous pattern of supporting rationally inconsistent things than liberal praise of diversity while rejecting profiling.

Profiling is, after all, based on recognizing diversity and trying to categorize it in some discernable, rational and practical way.

Despite this, liberals worship diversity as a sacred virtue while attacking profiling as some inherent evil even as they regularly profile and stereotype those they disagree with. Consequently, all conservatives are intolerant and divisive monsters and all religious people are superstitious hicks with the brains of a chicken.

The playground sees many examples of bullies who push people around but cannot take it themselves, running to their mother or the teacher whenever anyone dares to confront them.

Children often ignore, mock, drown out or shut up those they disagree with, and so do their liberal counterparts. Consequently, we have Hillary Clinton of all people accusing others of dishonesty, hitting below the belt and corruption. While we are at it, let us not forget that liberals answer the good, old American butt-whipping they have taken in the airwaves by running to mother and asking for help via the Fairness Doctrine.

Conclusion

The more one examines the behavior of children as compared to that of liberals, the more one becomes convinced that the only difference between children and liberals is that children have some hope of outgrowing their foolishness. One need only look at the geniuses who stormed the stage when Jim Gilchrist tried to speak at Columbia University to see just how childish, immature and irrational liberal fanatics can be.

Everyone has seen those commercials where children dress up like and pretend to be adults. They look so cute in their efforts to mimic adult behavior and speech. The truth is, however, that no matter how hard they try to look like adults, they do not fit in the adult clothes. Similarly, we regularly see liberals pretend to be adults as well. They fancy themselves intellectual, mature, perceptive and insightful, but their true nature belies their pretend world. The truth is, no matter how hard liberals try to sound like adults, they do not fit in adult thinking. Unlike the case involving children, however, there is absolutely nothing cute about seeing a physical adult making a fool of him or herself on a regular basis. Mothers, do not let your kids grow up to be liberals unless you want your kids to never really grow up at all.

Keep Out of the Reach of Liberals
by Gabriel Garnica November 19, 2007
The next time you see kids cursing in public, mocking everyone they see, making foolish comments, disrespecting rational authority and giggling over superficial and inane things, imagine a nation run by these same kids. If the above suggestion causes you to break out in a cold sweat, then ask yourself how a nation run by children is any different than a nation run by liberals. Liberals Should Be Seen and Not Heard Have you ever tried to listen to The View without considering suicide? There is nothing more irritating than a group of liberals screeching and whining about their causes amid mindless applause and approval. Anyone who can hear Joy Behar for five minutes without gaining a new appreciation for mimes is a better person than I am. This liberal propaganda soapbox presents us with two sides of liberalism. The first is the pretentious, arrogant and even elitist belief that they have the answers to everything on their terms and that anyone who disagrees is an idiot or intolerant monster. The other side of the liberal moon, so to speak, is the pattern of chatting about the most inane, superficial and asinine topics as if they were central to survival. Listen to liberals chatting with each other and tell me that this does not sound like a bunch of mindless teens spewing in a school bus about the latest craze or what color someone’s hair will be next week. Liberals’ pattern of public cursing, blaming others for their mistakes, and mocking authority is no different than the kind of behavior one would expect from a teen on that bus. Liberal Projection Children often accuse others of things they themselves do in a pathetic effort to divert blame. Just listen to liberals harp on about the environment and education, for example, to hear the same absurd hypocrisy coming from the mouths of liberals. They ignore the fact that their own environmental paranoia prevents common sense actions that could have avoided such things as the recent California fires. They blame a pathetic educational system on poor funding or teachers not being paid enough instead of their absurd, ultra-liberal and misguided hand-holding and politically correct rubbish. They ignore liberal corruption in the Katrina disaster while blaming anything with Bush’s name on it. They will surely blame everyone else for the Kansas brownouts rather than admit they helped cause them. Worst of all, they will blame 9/11 on everyone and anyone but themselves even as Slick Willie and his playmates were playing games with America’s security. Liberals are the kid who breaks the cookie jar trying to steal some cookies his mother told him not to eat. When the mother walks into the kitchen, she sees the kid sitting there with cookies in his hand and mouth, next to the broken jar. “Were you eating cookies after I told you not to?” the mother asks, fully aware of the answer to her own question. In deadpan absurdity, the kid points to the shelf and says, “The jar fell off the shelf and hit me on the head.” Every conservative and every parent knows that liberals and children will often divert blame and rarely, if ever, admit to wrongdoing without some lame excuse attached. Out of The Mouths of Liberals To hear Obama accuse others of playing the race card when he has benefited from it all his life or Al Sharpton demanding apologies from others for inciting hatred and division with his record of doing the same without remorse is about as ridiculous as it gets. You honestly have to pinch yourself to make sure you are not having some imbecilic nightmare in the land of make-believe thinking. To hear a liberal such as Princeton Professor Cornel West refer to a “...a morally insensitive period from Reagan to the second Bush, when it was fashionable to be indifferent to the suffering of the most vulnerable." when liberals wink at tearing unborn children apart is the height of insanity. Children often stick their foot in it when they try to be adults despite not being mature and rational enough to pull it off. They often end up having to retreat amid excuses and rationalizations. The recent illegal immigrant license flap is a prime example of the “it” and every liberal from Elliot Spitzer to Hillary Clinton has tried to put out that flaming bag of compost only to end up with nicely decorated and soiled shoes. Childish Logic Nobody expects a typical child to often make rational sense. In fact, most adults accept the fact that most kids will often say inconsistent, rationally absurd things. After all, we are dealing with people who are still developing common sense, rational thought and coherent thinking. However, if children can be excused from making absurd claims and stating inconsistent beliefs due to their immature logical sense, what excuse do liberals have? Perhaps they need look no further for their excuse of the week than that same immature, illogical sense. There is no better example of this ridiculous pattern of supporting rationally inconsistent things than liberal praise of diversity while rejecting profiling. Profiling is, after all, based on recognizing diversity and trying to categorize it in some discernable, rational and practical way. Despite this, liberals worship diversity as a sacred virtue while attacking profiling as some inherent evil even as they regularly profile and stereotype those they disagree with. Consequently, all conservatives are intolerant and divisive monsters and all religious people are superstitious hicks with the brains of a chicken. The playground sees many examples of bullies who push people around but cannot take it themselves, running to their mother or the teacher whenever anyone dares to confront them. Children often ignore, mock, drown out or shut up those they disagree with, and so do their liberal counterparts. Consequently, we have Hillary Clinton of all people accusing others of dishonesty, hitting below the belt and corruption. While we are at it, let us not forget that liberals answer the good, old American butt-whipping they have taken in the airwaves by running to mother and asking for help via the Fairness Doctrine. Conclusion The more one examines the behavior of children as compared to that of liberals, the more one becomes convinced that the only difference between children and liberals is that children have some hope of outgrowing their foolishness. One need only look at the geniuses who stormed the stage when Jim Gilchrist tried to speak at Columbia University to see just how childish, immature and irrational liberal fanatics can be. Everyone has seen those commercials where children dress up like and pretend to be adults. They look so cute in their efforts to mimic adult behavior and speech. The truth is, however, that no matter how hard they try to look like adults, they do not fit in the adult clothes. Similarly, we regularly see liberals pretend to be adults as well. They fancy themselves intellectual, mature, perceptive and insightful, but their true nature belies their pretend world. The truth is, no matter how hard liberals try to sound like adults, they do not fit in adult thinking. Unlike the case involving children, however, there is absolutely nothing cute about seeing a physical adult making a fool of him or herself on a regular basis. Mothers, do not let your kids grow up to be liberals unless you want your kids to never really grow up at all.
Gabriel Garnica, Esq., is a college professor and licensed attorney whose regular commentary also appears on The Daley Times-Post, FamilySecurityMatters.org and Michnews. After a friend joked that 99% of Latino New York City college professors were liberals, Gabriel briefly considered taking the hip-hop nickname One Percent. He is proud to be a Featured Writer for New Media Journal.