[MARTIAL MONK]

I was going to be a Rock Star but I flunked out of the two week training program. I think I’ll go for Porn Star.

[durasell]

I was going to be a professional athlete, but there was far too much running around.

[RipSawyer]

I think I’ll go for Porn Star.
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I had my stage name picked out already but they told me I was too tall and too short.

[Drew68]

I think I’ll go for Porn Star.

Nah, Ron Jeremy and Peter North aside, male porn stars don't make much money at all --unless you're willing to do gay bareback. Then the big bucks will roll in! And you better save 'em. AZT treatments aren't cheap.