[durasell]

I was going to be a professional athlete, but there was far too much running around.

[cripplecreek]

I was going to be a gigolo but my gigo didn’t hang low enough.

[MARTIAL MONK]

I was going to be a professional athlete, but there was far too much running around.

They told me that my high school football position wasn't available in the Pros. I was the tackling dummy.