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To: beachn4fun

Just arrived in email.....

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, ‘’Where did you get that turkey?’’

The boy replied, “What turkey?”

The game warden said, ‘’That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.’’

The boy look down and said, ‘’Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!’’

The game warden said, ‘’Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so what ever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you. If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?’’

The little boy said, ‘’I guess I’ll just kiss his a$$ and let him go!’’


580 posted on 11/08/2007 11:31:34 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

LOL


582 posted on 11/08/2007 11:36:11 AM PST by beachn4fun (With the holidays fast approaching, remember the deployed troops. A care package shows you care.)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Sending that one on.....lol

583 posted on 11/08/2007 11:40:34 AM PST by AZamericonnie
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To: Kathy in Alaska

LOL
Why, Ma!


591 posted on 11/08/2007 11:55:24 AM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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