DAMN YER EYES!
Posted on 11/07/2007 12:41:38 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
“Don’t taze me, Sonny!”
LOL! Next time, no tazers. Just have a couple big cops tackle her. Or use lassos. Much safer.
Questions hang over taser death
Police Officer Attacks Handcuffed Woman With Taser Weapon At Least Twice
Guard Uses Taser on Man Holding Newborn
Underwear Clad Man Dies After Police Taser
Wheelchair-Bound Woman Dies After Being Shocked With Taser 10 Times
These are just a few recent threads regarding cops who tase first.
Grandma got TASERED by a sheriff
walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as FREEDOM.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
She’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog.
And we’d begged her not to go.
But she’d forgot her medication,
and she staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas mornin,’
at the scene of the attack.
She had NEEDLE HOLES on her forehead,
And incriminatin’ CUFF marks on her back.
Grandma got TASERED by a sheriff,
walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as FREEDOM,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Grandpa.
He’s been takin’ this so well.
See him in there watchin’ football,
drinkin’ beer and playin’ cards with cousin Belle.
It’s not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family dressed in black.
And we just can’t help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back)
Grandma got TASERED by a sheriff,
walkin’ home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as FREEDOM,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table.
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
that would just have matched the hair in Grandma’s wig.
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors.
“Better watch out for yourselves.”
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a car with donuts on the seat.
Grandma got TASERED by a sheriff,
walkin’ home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as FREEDOM,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Sing it Grandpa)
Grandma got TASERED by a sheriff,
walkin’ home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as FREEDOM,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Merry Christmas
Sorry, but a crazy old lady swinging a hammer can cause serious damage.
DAMN YER EYES!
Cops love this kind of thing. I’m sure that after their shift they met down at the local cop bar and laughed all night about the look on that old lady’s face while she took the ride.
At least they didn’t shoot her and then handcuff her so she could bleed out while they planted drugs in her house.
The cops had a new toy. Too bad they didn’t have the intelligence and sense to not use it. Once the program is activated in their minds (”dangerous perp”) they can’t think straight.
I would've tazed the old gal too if she was swinging a hammer at me.
She was in her own home. She told them to leave. They had no warrant.
She had no obligation to let them in.
Period.
Keep in mind, this all happened inside her OWN house, not like she was on the street.
Good thing the police went to help her out.
And you expect an unarmed, unprotected EMT to get close enough to a demented woman wielding a hammer to find a vein and drug her? EMT's don't carry tranquilizer guns.
I’m sure glad she didn’t have a dog. It would only have confused these fine officers.
Can you imagine?
Shoot dog, or shoot great grandma, the dementia patient with a hammer? The possibilities are varied. But somebody was getting shot with something!
Now, at the very least, they only have to bury the story. :-)~
What are they doing forcing their way into the house?!? The woman cracked the door and obviously didn’t want them inside. What gives them the right?
Well thank God the cops are here to do “well being” checks. The checks may kill you, but at least they did their duty. Sarcasm “on”
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