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How to Handle a Telemarketer (This is Hysterical)
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Posted on 11/03/2007 9:16:26 PM PDT by Dallas

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KEYWORDS: humor; hysterical; rollonfloorlaughing; telemarketer; thisaintnews
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To: gnarledmaw

I also answer with “Bob’s roadkill grill. You kill ‘em, we grill ‘em.”


101 posted on 11/07/2007 2:28:55 PM PST by irishtenor (History was written before God said "Let there be light.")
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To: HerrBlucher

That’s got to be the funniest thing I’ve heard in years. Thank you.


102 posted on 11/07/2007 2:33:44 PM PST by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
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To: Dallas

I have never heard anything this funny! Thanks a lot,,hysterical!


103 posted on 11/07/2007 2:40:03 PM PST by cajungirl (no)
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To: Dallas

I sometimes used to answer the telemarketers with “Soviet Consulate, Green St. State the nature of your business Comrade” in a heavy Russian accent. San Francisco residents will recognize the location. Alternately start to breath heavily and ask them what they are wearing. Usually gets a quick hang up LOL :~)


104 posted on 11/07/2007 2:41:03 PM PST by Polynikes (Hey. I got a question. How are you planning to get back down that hill?)
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To: Polynikes

I regularly tell telemarketers that I am dead or abroad for an extended time.


105 posted on 11/07/2007 2:42:06 PM PST by cajungirl (no)
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To: Dallas

This guy is hysterical. I have heard other calls he has done. Very funny stuff.


106 posted on 11/07/2007 2:47:05 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (Hoping my 'carbon footprint' has crushed a few liberals)
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To: dangerfield

You have to listen to this tape,,I nearly died laughing.


107 posted on 11/07/2007 5:34:38 PM PST by cajungirl (no)
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To: Shimmer

DONE - added to Humor Ping list.

and several hundred call lists, heheh. (just kidding)

:^D


108 posted on 11/08/2007 1:22:23 AM PST by RebelTex (Help cure diseases: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1548372/posts)
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To: RebelTex

I see you are just the person to handle the humor ping list!
lol


109 posted on 11/08/2007 5:04:54 AM PST by Shimmer (Celebrate Southerness Y'all)
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To: cajungirl

Put it this way, I wish I’d gone to the bathroom BEFORE I listened to this!


110 posted on 11/08/2007 5:05:58 AM PST by Shimmer (Celebrate Southerness Y'all)
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To: sauropod

home


111 posted on 11/08/2007 5:06:31 AM PST by sauropod ("Nobody has time for your priceless prose. Get to the point." - Jim Michaels RIP 2007)
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To: Husker24
A telemarketer and a Freeper?

TILT!TILT!

112 posted on 11/08/2007 5:23:23 AM PST by hoosierham (Waddaya mean Freedom isn't free ?;will you take a creditcard?)
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To: Dallas

self ping


113 posted on 11/08/2007 5:29:59 AM PST by advertising guy (If computer skills named us, I'd be back-space delete.)
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To: ErnBatavia
The caller asking for the serial number on the copier will ship over-priced supplies to your company based on that info,claiming you authorized the shipment.I told on e such criminal to get an honest job and hung up;he called back and started cussing me(click).Businesses waste millions dealing with telemarketers and the scum from high-interest card and payday loan companies calling to harass poor employees who fell into those traps.

May their hell be filled with telemarketers all calling each other selling ice water futures.

114 posted on 11/08/2007 5:33:18 AM PST by hoosierham (Waddaya mean Freedom isn't free ?;will you take a creditcard?)
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To: Shimmer

Don’t you remember my “absolutely not” response. It worked well then.


115 posted on 11/09/2007 9:29:39 AM PST by BlackHood55 (The Power of Love)
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To: TXHubbard

a funny one for you


116 posted on 01/29/2008 8:48:51 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (If your not taking flak, your not over the target.)
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