Al Qaeda Declares Internet Jihad (Free Republic is mentioned ...they don't like us)

mypetjawa.mu ^ | October 30, 2007 | By Dr. Rusty Shackleford

[Dog]

Al Qaeda's online community is threatening all out cyber war against counter jihadis.

Bring. It. On. B- - - - - -. DEBKA:

In a special Internet announcement in Arabic, picked up DEBKAfile’s counter-terror sources, Osama bin Laden’s followers announced Monday, Oct. 29, the launching of Electronic Jihad. On Sunday, Nov. 11, al Qaeda’s electronic experts will start attacking Western, Jewish, Israeli, Muslim apostate and Shiite Web sites. On Day One, they will test their skills against 15 targeted sites expand the operation from day to day thereafter until hundreds of thousands of Islamist hackers are in action against untold numbers of anti-Muslim sites....

Our sources say the instructions come in simple language and are organized in sections according to target. They offer would-be martyrs, who for one reason or another are unable to fight in the field, to fulfill their jihad obligations on the Net. These virtual martyrs are assured of the same thrill and sense of elation as a jihadi on the “battlefield.”

In effect, say DEBKAfile’s counter-terror experts, al Qaeda is retaliating against Western intelligence agencies’ tactics, which detect new terrorist sites and zap them as soon as they appear.

I got news for al Qaeda: There are no Western intelligence agencies systematically shutting your websites down. That's just not what the intelligence community does.

That would be us shutting down your websites. Jawa community members. Internet Haganah readers. Freepers. A few others.

Just a handful of people. With not particular set of skills. It's not so much that we are particularly good at what we do, it's just that you guys suck like there's no tomorrow. Let's face it online jihadis, you are pathetic weak pieces of shit. If you had any real balls you would go out and do actual jihad. Instead you sit in momma's basement editing films.

You are cowards. You are pathetic. You are fools. You are nothing.

If we wanted to, we would take down all your websites. We choose not to. Keep that in mind. A little bit of paranoia would do you well.

We. Are. Watching. You......BITCHES!

H/T: Skeptic

[ArmstedFragg]

They offer would-be martyrs, who for one reason or another are unable to fight in the field, to fulfill their jihad obligations on the Net.

Anybody else have a feeling this is going to cut into suicide bomber recruiting?

[modican]

Al Qaeda Declares Internet Jihad

Yeah, just try to blow yourself up thru the Internet. That's what happens when you give a caveman a computer, he mistakens Ethernet TCP Protocol with Ethernet TNT Protocol.

[traviskicks]

I got my website hacked and entirely deleted by what was claimed to be an islamic group, forget the name of it.. it was a few years ago. Ah it was:

‘Red Devils Crew’ or ‘Saudi X’

[IronJack]

Java-lins.
Perls Before Swine: "We'll make UNIX of you ..."
Firefox Fireteam
HTML-itary
And the alltime favorite: Pajamahadeen.

[rogernz]

bring it on AQ!!!

it could also be a clever ploy by FR to make us all monthly donors...

[JFC]

We must be doing something RIGHT! ;)

[jveritas]

Yes and they are still operating. Their most active team member is called “PROhacker” an islamic terrorist hacker from Egypt or that is what he claims he is from.

[no-to-illegals]

More dribble from the mentally challenged raghead sand-monkeys. I like another poster’s idea (on this thread) of giving the Viking Kitties a rest. Let the Viking Piggies take care of this bunch of sand-monkeys.

[BreitbartSentMe]

Ping it to bring it....

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

What a bunch of useless bastards! If they would use their (limited) intelligence wisely, they would raise their standard of living and not be able to blame their miserable lives on Jews and Christians.

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

The Cyber~Warfare Center Is Watching !!... MUAAAhahahahaha...:0)

[Liberty Valance]

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' ...

[Billthedrill]

Oh, is the microphone on? Howdy, Abdul. Got ammo? I do.

[B-Chan]

BRING IT ON

[B-Chan]

GREAT IMAGE!

[Nachoman]

I hereby put forth some ideas for names for the anti-Jihad:

Cyber-Crusader
COBOL Commando
Remote Ranger
Kerberos Knight
Firewall Freedom Fighter
T-1 Templar

I'm partial to Chairborne Ranger myself.

[Grizzled Bear]

I Can Has Crusade?

[newbie 10-21-00]

Dale Gribble is impersonating a doctor? Who knew? Hank Hill will definitely kick his ass for this.

[alarm rider]

Hi there Jihaddies,

Look, you might want to rethink your pitiful threats. That or suit up in uniform, gather all your friends and fight like men instead of the disgusting, stinking cowards you are.

[AliVeritas]

That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.