Posted on 10/27/2007 8:18:20 AM PDT by blam
Thats what happens when you try to get ahead.
French Maori head heads to New Zealand ahead of Liverpool head.
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Thanks Blam. Who wouldn't *want* a Maori head, that's what I wanna know. |
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Oh ick. Where’s the nearest head?
What that up on the road, a head?
Please add me to the “not a ping list.” Is there a secret handshake I need to learn?
None of this would have happened if they had just quietly buried the ugly thing under a hedge in the back yard.
This is news? French give head?
Maori heads
Thanks for the head’s up.
This is big news in NZ. For a number of years Maori have been seeking the repatiation of their ancestral body parts as a part of the Waitangi Treaty reparations — which is fair enough, how would you like it if someone went raiding thru the local morgue carrying off the body parts of your relatives to, say, Finland? — and they are indeed quite upset that the French Government just doesn’t “get it”.
(nothing new there)
The heads in question have elaborate facial tattoos, called “Moko” — these were chiseled in using very sharp rat’s teeth chisels — and were usually awarded to only the most prestigious Maori warriors as a pain-endurance thing. During the ordeal (which would last a very long time) the warrior was expected to not utter one sound.
If killed in battle, these heads would become war-prizes for the winning side.
After the arrival of the Europeans, tho’, there became this bizarre trade in heads for the museums of curious Europeans. The Maori weren’t stupid: they weren’t going to let an opportunity like that go by. So, they began tattooing the faces of their captured slaves, then chopping them off and selling them, too.
So some of the heads are prominent warriors, and some are not. But the Maori (quite understandably) would like the lot returned. Seems reasonable, I can’t see why the French would like to keep NZ body parts unnecessarily.
You have to go through Slings' initiation ritual first. It's very embarrassing, and your naked photos will be shown all over the internet afterwards.
I already wrestled in the vat of warm tapioca.
What more is left to do?
Hey, this is Slings' initiation, I'd never be warped enough to require this. After the tapioca vat, he made me stand naked in front of my computer screen and sing "I'm a little teapot", but that was a while back and they say it's gotten a lot worse since then.
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