Human race will 'split into two different species' ( liberals and conservatives?)

Daily Mail ^ | 16:18pm on 26th October 2007 | NIALL FIRTH

[colinhester]

Noticeable changes will occur in 518 years from now....C

[ApplegateRanch]

I did long ago.

Short version:

Homo Erect Cuss -—> Homo Habitual Cuss -—> Homo Meandering Cuss -—> Homo Modern Cuss -—> A & B:

A. -—> Homo Domestic Cuss
&
B. -—> Homo Rotten Cuss

[Dilbert San Diego]

the men of the dominant group will have a bigger penis?

well, people say size doesn’t matter.

As long as an organ does what it is designed to do.

why do they even mention it here, I wonder?

[edcoil]

Wood Allen says there’s a phone booth type thingy.

[GATOR NAVY]

why do they even mention it here, I wonder?

"Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo."

Isn't Bravo the queer channel? That's why they mentioned it.

[this is my name not yours]

The first time I got naked with my wife, she pointed down and said "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with that?". I said, "Me!" :)

Seriously, do you get the feeling that the whole article was just a glimpse into this doctor's psyche (how he sees himself, what sort of woman he finds attractive, and how he sees his "subordinates")?

[tbw2]

And valuing their lives at so little - and having lost all natural instinct to protect themselves - it will be an easy task. They may even welcome extinction, for the evils their ancestors wrought on the world.

[ApplegateRanch]

I = It. Duh.

[weegee]

...which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance

So the changes won't be evolutionary at all. They will be the result of surgical cutting and hormones.

[jblair]

....if man is still alive, if woman can survive..

[NautiNurse]

Wouldn’t the genetic “have nots” die out?

Somebody's got to perform the manual labor to keep the androids and other robotics in good working order.

[Candor7]

After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'." I'm thinking of Ann Coulter and Helen Thomas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Hey, as you say, its already happened!

Jane Mansfield

Happy Hillareen

[ApplegateRanch]

They may even welcome extinction, for the evils their ancestors wrought on the world.

...but I'll make them apologize before I allow them to end their miserable, useless existences!

[BenLurkin]

an attractive, intelligent ruling elite

and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures

[TBP]

Aldous Huxley, call your office.

[Cacique]

btt

[elephantlips]

Looking at the illustration it seems to me that the last character on the right looks like the seamstress in “The Incredibles!” (Can’t remember her name)

[RoarkMan]

This researcher has overlooked the great genetic leveler - alcohol.

[pepsionice]

Ask yourself this...what would a evolutionary professor be doing...sitting in the London School of Economics? Think about this.

Notice the comparison with H G Wells novel?

I think this is a hoax story...with a few dimwitted reporters not thinking about what was said.

Besides....how would the human race multiply....if all the women had “pert breasts” as Oliver implicates? The guys would go and hang out at the bars....playing cards....boozing it up...and the population would decrease over the decades to come.

[Herakles]

So, are you telling me that the Hollywood and political elite is this attractive, intelligent ruling class?

Whatever drugs this twit is on, this dimwitted, ugly goblin-like creature would like to score some!