Halloween Display Offends Nosy Neighbor

Human Events ^ | October 18, 2007 | Katie O'Malley

[hilaryrhymeswithrich]

Thanks to nosy neighbor Millie Hazelwood, Madison, New Jersey has its own Gladys Kravitz to make sure that delicate sensibilities are not offended. Millie spotted a hanging figure amongst the Maines family Halloween display and found an opportunity for relevance and her 15 minutes of fame.

[hilaryrhymeswithrich]

Thanks to nosy neighbor Millie Hazelwood, Madison, New Jersey has its own Gladys Kravitz to make sure that delicate sensibilities are not offended. Millie spotted a hanging figure amongst the Maines family Halloween display and found an opportunity for relevance and her 15 minutes of fame.

[Red Badger]

I’m offended by gourds that are slashed and mutilated and turned into hideous expressions of ghoulish, macabre humor.......

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Offensive.

[ishabibble]

>>I’m offended by gourds that are slashed and mutilated and turned into hideous expressions of ghoulish, macabre humor.......<<

I’m sure you can get some money for that!

[Red Badger]

Just wait til some Wiccan gets upset over the “Witch flying into tree” displays........

[reagan_fanatic]

I’m offended by gourds that are slashed and mutilated and turned into hideous expressions of ghoulish, macabre humor.......

I'm offended that you're offended by that.

[diamond6]

And I’m offended that your offended at his offense!

[Red Badger]

[1rudeboy]

I’m not offended at all that you are offended that he’s offended. You may find that offensive.

[OB1kNOb]

I got your gourds right here.............;-)

[diamond6]

Okay you are too funny. I almost fell out of my chair laughing!!!

[magslinger]

I was going to post that.

[Red Badger]

Just goooogle “pumpkin puking pic” and select images. There’s hundreds of them.........

[magslinger]

Where exactly is our right not to be offended enumerated in the Constitution?

[Red Badger]

[stuartcr]

I’m offended by offenses in general...

[magslinger]

You posted before I did the search.

[OB1kNOb]

I got your gourds right here.............;-)

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

Now the left has made an incursion into Halloween, a set of bizarre superstitions practiced by many people in October. The left just wants to eliminate another aspect of our culture.
I have no use at all for this aspect of our culture, but damn the left for trying to eliminate it.

[Condor51]

Being the vengeful pr*ck I am, if Millie had done this to me, in the 1st place the dummy would still be hanging - AND I would have immediately searched for every Lawn Jockey I could find and place them prominently on my front lawn. And if possible have them all face her house.

That'd give Millie and the NAACP something else to be offended by.