John Kerry's time is coming — again (Projectile hurl alert)

The Politico ^ | October 16, 2007 | Elizabeth Wilner

[garyhope]

To me, Jon Carry rhymes with fairy.

What a lying sissy boy. Shot in the butt by a rice grain from his own grenade.

Please somebody, show me Jon Francois in the blue paper bunny suit again.

A great Dhim o rat administration, Jon Carry, Howard the Screamer Dean, Michael “Tank Helmet” Dukakis, Al, big fat loser Bore, Dennis “Shortstop” Kookyspinich, Mondale, and Paul Not So Wellstone.

What a bunch of weirdo losers. What a group of dangerous fruitcakes. Can you make these people up?

[faq]

“His party already has embraced his position on Iraq.”

The democrats actually did vote for the war before they voted against it.

[okie01]

Maybe not worth a Nobel Prize, but certainly worth a little respect.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[Bean Counter]

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Its like they’re cartoons. Anyone see Mundale in those Junior Soprano glasses he’s sportling lately ?

[hunter112]

He came tantalizingly close to winning.

ROFLMAO

Had it not been for gay marriage on the Ohio ballot, and all the Amish coming out to vote against it (they'd really rather not usually participate in partisan politics) we might be dealing with the re-election campaign of President Kerry right now.

[Izzy Dunne]

And Kerry projects something else the Democratic nominee may need, whoever he or she GACK! may be: masculinity. GUFFAW! Of course, it is an effete giggle!, wet-suited chortle masculinity snort! compared to Bush’s frat-boy, towel-snapping version.

Note to Kerry:

Bush will not win the next election. Count on it.

[Baladas]

Hmmmm...someone just might have a swiftboatin’ comin’ to him again.

[Bubba_Leroy]

... that candidate will get access to a 3-million-name e-mail list ...

Spam spam spam spam...

[RJL]

Al Gore campaign manager Donna Brazile says that in the early-state contests, “most of the voters would be thrilled to know who Kerry would back and why.”

LOL... Which candidate is in the poorest health with the richest wife?

That's John F'n Kerry's hunting territory.

[billmor]

Just checked AP Breaking news, Boston Globe and Boston Herald, AP Washington...No results yet re Tsongas vs Ogonowski

[garyhope]

Thanks, such a difference.

I remember watching Bush land on that aircraft carrier and the response he got from the real guys fighting the real war. They loved him. They respected him. And he them.

I was so proud. I confess, I got a little misty eyed.

It was a real guy meeting with real men doing a real job, not just talking or having a committee meeting, “demonstrating”, “protesting” or having a “dialog”, etc. and all the other leftist, defeatist bravo sierra that accomplishes exactly zero. (Except to help the enemy that wants us all dead)

[BIGLOOK]

I was always fond of these.

[Henchster]

Delaware Sen. Joe Biden recently sang Kerry’s praises during the Senate floor debate over Biden’s proposed “soft partition” of Iraq: “I wish to tell him how grateful I am for his joining in this amendment ... because an awful lot of people around the world look to my colleague for his insights into what we do about the most critical issue facing American foreign policy today.”

Oh yeah Joe? WHO?

..... And Kerry projects something else the Democratic nominee may need, whoever he or she may be: masculinity. Of course, it is an effete, wet-suited masculinity compared to Bush’s frat-boy, towel-snapping version. But it’s a trait that is absent from the top of the Democratic field where, despite Barack Obama’s fondness for pickup basketball, none of the candidates is really known for being a guy.

This is some of the funniest stuff I've read in years!

[Marysecretary]

I LOVE this picture of John standing in the back looking like a lost little boy...

[traditional1]

[Marysecretary]

John throws like a girlie...

[BIGLOOK]

True.....but his batting average in the Senate is .040.

[BIGLOOK]

Niki Tsongas.....is she challanging kerry for his Senate seat?

[DustyMoment]

One thing you can always depend on with hard core leftists - they never let go of a good lie . . . . . . . . and John has told a boatload of them. Actually, a SWIFTboatload of them.

Still waiting for him to sign his SF 180. Not holding my breath that he ever will.