[DoughtyOne]

...must occur in a public place known to police as a high-crime area...

Whew! That's a relief!

"Well no your honor, it wasn't a place known by us to be a high-crime area." LOL, the day I see this admitted, the world will come to an end.

Honestly, folks, I'm not in favor of participating, but let's let these consenting adults do what they want. Lets get them off the streets, regulate it, make sure they have regular check-ups, and tax the carp out of it.

Why are we trying to stop something that nobody has found a way to stop in something like four thousand years that we know of?

[I see my hands]

"I'm not in favor" "tax the carp out of it"

in favor of or not, no matter how you spell it, taxes are bad, m'kay?

[Enterprise]

"Why are we trying to stop something that nobody has found a way to stop in something like four thousand years that we know of?"

Because it's much easier and generally much safer to pursue petty crimes than it is to do the hard work of taking dangerous felons off the streets. And it's a good way to produce lots of pretty stats and graphs. Plus, it gives female cops something to do.

[Slings and Arrows]

Lets get them off the streets, regulate it, make sure they have regular check-ups, and tax the carp out of it.

So that it'll stop smelling like fish?

Only in SC...