[Aristotelian]

THE BEST: Forty per cent of French men, and 25 per cent of women, do not change their underwear daily – and only 47 per cent bathe every day.

[Drango]

It’s wrong to be French.

[Obie Wan]

Maybe the 30 reasons are valid however at the moment the leader of France is more conservative then the leader of England or the United States for that fact,so they’re not entirely bad !!!

[kbennkc]

They are perfidious frog merde .

[rbosque]

The French make good wine. ;-)

[VOA]

bump

[Revolting cat!]

31. They're not us!

"Hell is other people." -- Jean-Paul Sartre, a Frenchman.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

LOL! Thank you! I work with a Brit who has been an American Citizen for 10 years now. He LOATHES the French and whenever we have a difficult customer, insists that they must be French.

He’s gonna love this. :)

[jdm]

30 reasons why we [Brits] hate the French

1. You're French
2. You're French
3. You're French
4. You're French
5. You're French
6. You're French
7. You're French
8. You're French
9. You're French
10. You're French
11. You're French
12. You're French
13. You're French
14. You're French
15. You're French
16. You're French
17. You're French
18. You're French
19. You're French
20. You're French
21. You're French
22. You're French
23. You're French
24. You're French
25. You're French
26. You're French
27. You're French
28. You're French
29. You're French
30. You're French

There -- that about cover it? ;OD

[steveyp]

I love this thread.

[muir_redwoods]

It seems wrong to criticize the French now that they seem to be improving.

I would counsel patience

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

The organ in question measured 1.25in.

SHRINKAGE! SHRINKAGE!

[Live free or die]

Do forgive me for urinating in the corn flakes here but as time goes by I am seeing more and more similarities between the French and our English cousins. Indeed it is sad commentary when the new French administration is more hawkish on subjects like Iran while the English are pulling out of Southern Iraq IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT!!!

[ladyjane]

The organ in question measured 1.25in.

Is that length, width, or radius? Possibly circumference?

[VR-21]

As late as the 40’s the Brits commonly referred to syphilis as “French gout.”

[Tamar1973]

5. Because they make love more than anyone else On average, that's 137 times a year; we only manage 119 times.

6. Because everyone believes they're great lovers But when asked about Napoleon's love-making, French good-time girl Marguerite Josephine Weimer remarked that the Duke of Wellington was "beaucoup le plus fort" [much the stronger]. Today, just 23 per cent of French people are happy with their sex lives compared to 25 per cent of Brits.

Yet the Brits enjoy it more. Some might comment about quality v. quantity!

[TaMoDee]

Naa the Best is #18: I’ve been both places and there is 10 reason that there are 25 ***** resturants vs 5 *****!!
I’ll start the list -—
1. Gwad terrible over done beef.
2. Wurst that tasted like it was made with sawdust.
3. Warm Beer.
4. Cold rolls served with the over done beef meal.
Etc etal.

[353FMG]

You Brits better save your hatred for a more insidious group living among you. With all their faults, the French will never try to destroy you.

[Rocky]

I feel cheated. The last line says “50 reasons”. Where are the other 20?

[Mike Darancette]

...there used to be an apocryphal sign at Calais saying “the wogs start here”. Besides, they talk funny.

[BlazingArizona]

But at least the French have teeth.