Ronnie Earle, Travis Co. (TX) DA, Dances Naked With Other Men While Beating Cooked Chickens

Red State ^ | October 6, 2007

[Clintonfatigued]

No, I'm NOT being metaphorical nor am I kidding. If I wasn't having so much fun laughing at Ronnie Earle, I might even wish that it weren't true.

Evidently Travis County DA Ronnie Earle - who is once again back in the running for most politically-driven DA in the nation now that Mike Nifong has been disbarred - is involved in this New Age, "re-discover your masculinity" cult called the ManKind Project. That's according to the liberal Houston Press. And boy does this outfit sound scary.

Forty men at a time strip down and do tribal dances and beat cooked chickens and such.

This is the DA, you might remember, who is conducting a politically motivated witch hunt of former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay. I know that it has nothing to do with the (non-existent) legal merits of the case against Tom DeLay, but then again Ronnie Earle's case against Tom DeLay doesn't have anything to do with the law, either. It's all about liberals' attempt to criminalize free market conservative politics. Kind of like what Putin has done in Russia.

So...please join me in mocking this sad excuse of a District Attorney and sad, sad excuse of a man.

Ronnie Earle, as if we needed any further proof, you're a real whack job.

[Doctor Raoul]

Were any caught in the middle of “strangling the bird...”?

[Doctor Raoul]

Ronnie Earle naked is a hate crime.

[darkangel82]

That was extremely unnecessary.
*runs and hides in the college football thread*

[kbennkc]

I don’t know what part of Texas goes for that kind of crap , but don’t try it down around Port LaVaca , they are not that way .

[fieldmarshaldj]

I just emailed it to Drudge.

[fieldmarshaldj]

No lika da Cruise ?

[Clintonfatigued]

Cool!

I can only hope that the 20 million ditto-heads out there learn about this.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I’d like to see him dance with the chicken using no hands.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Why did Ronnie Earle cross the road.

[Brilliant]

Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle’s name was also on the list. When contacted by the Press, he declined to comment.

[dynachrome]

If no one has pinged ya to this already......
Very disturbing Ronnie Earle news.
“• Naked men beating cooked chickens with a hammer.”

I have to go ralph now.

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

Ya'll Are Doin' That Chickin' Dance Wrong !!

[Clintonfatigued]

“Why did Ronnie Earle cross the road.”

To convict Republicans on one side, to dance naked with men on the other.

[printhead]

It sounds like a scene from Beavis and Butthead in which that hippie new-age teacher Van Dreisen and his clique go off into the woods to bang on drums and assert their masculinity.

[Mr. Mojo]

is involved in this New Age, "re-discover your masculinity" cult

He's looking to rediscover his masculinity by dancing naked with other men? lol...uh, ok.

[darkangel82]

Look for this on Southpark in another week lol.

[matthew fuller]

"One would think that this headline would end his career. "

In Austin, this will be a DEFINATE plus!

[Clintonfatigued]

Since you’re from Texas, I thought you’d be interested...

[twoputt]

This is what Rush would say is resume enhancement to the Dems. Maybe Obama should try this.

[shield]

I’m not believing this...we must get this guy kinda like was done in NC...he’s a disgrace...