Bill Clinton: Hillary wants me to restore image of US

The Guardian via Drudge ^ | 10/5/07 | Oliver Burkeman

[peggybac]

If Hillary Clinton wins the US presidency, Bill Clinton will be given the job of repairing America's damaged international reputation, the former president tells the Guardian in an interview today. Mr Clinton, 61, reveals that his wife has said she would ask him to "go out and immediately restore America's standing, go out and tell people America was open for business and cooperation again" after eight years marked by unilateralist policies that have "enrage[d] the world".

[tophat9000]

To quote Brando’s Colonel Kurtz In “Apocalypse Now”

The Whorror, The Whorror

[JennysCool]

"Ah pledge that mah White House Teas will attract the deepest thinkers to address the most important issues President Hillary outlines ... "

[COgamer]

” have some other ones for her:

Jimmy Carter as Secretary of State
Dennis Kucinich as Secretary of Defense
Sandy Pants Berger as National Security Advisor
Janet Waco Reno as Homeland Security Chief”

Al Gore as head of the EPA?

[mkjessup]

Bill Clinton wanting to ‘restore’ America’s image is like John Evander Couey offering a testimonial in behalf of the Jessica Lunsford Foundation.

Both visuals are utterly disgusting.

[shibumi]

I hate to bring this up. but there was a thread yesterday that seriously suggested she would nominate Barack Obama to the Supreme Court.

(.....shivers while contemplating the possibility of expatriation.......)

[Berlin_Freeper]

“Bill Clinton will be given the job of repairing America’s damaged international reputation”

He is going to place himself in jail for all his past crimes as President?

“go out and tell people America was open for business”

Hide your women.

[carton253]

Was Hilliary just a footnote in her husband’s presidency?

[Caipirabob]

Are we going to have to reupholster all of the furniture in the Oval Office again?

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The Clinton regime was the only administration that required a weekly hosedown of that room by a hazmat team.

American really wants to punish itself with these clowns for another 4 years?

[Caipirabob]

Clinton 2008: Establish respect and decorum back in the White House

[knarf]

I thought we had already succeeded in getting them to return all of the stolen items found after they left the White House ?

[RichInOC]

Comedy. Pure comedy.

How do satirists make a living these days when reality is crazier than anything they could make up?

[Diogenesis]

[Cincinna]

She might try, but she has to be able to get him confirmed.

[Falcon4.0]

Bill Clinton. The consummate A$$ Ki$$er.

[Joe Boucher]

And that little sink love in the oval office?
And that little cigar thing in the oval office?
And selling the Lincoln bedroom for a few bucks?
And steeling the White House furnishings?
And all the murders bill and Hill are responsible for?

[ez4u2c]

Ambassador to the World; now that’s a fitting position for Bubba! He can spread piece (no typo) far and wide!

http://klintons.com

[Bogtrotter52]

He will be the Minister of Propaganda.

[Suzy Quzy]

"Blow Jobs for ALL"!!

"An intern under EVERY desk"!!"800,00 dead in RWANDA"!!

[Fawn]

Bill Clinton: Hillary wants me to restore image of US

GREAT! ! SO her and her slimeball husband are moving to France?

[sure_fine]

The former president was visiting London this week to host a fundraising dinner for his wife's campaign, and to promote his new book, Giving, which urges people to give time and money to good causes regardless of their age or wealth.

is that even legal?