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1 posted on 10/02/2007 4:35:38 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3

This is going to be an interesting thread. Gives a whole new meaning to FMCDH.


2 posted on 10/02/2007 4:38:32 AM PDT by ItisaReligionofPeace
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"My motto has been they are going to have to pry this vibrator from my cold, dead hand. I refuse to give up"

Honey, wouldn't it just be easier to get a date?

3 posted on 10/02/2007 4:38:45 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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"My motto has been they are going to have to pry this vibrator from my cold, dead hand. I refuse to give up," she said.

"Hand?"

Mark

4 posted on 10/02/2007 4:38:49 AM PDT by MarkL (Listen, Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)
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When blow-up sheep are outlawed, only outlaws will have blow-up sheep.


5 posted on 10/02/2007 4:40:02 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich!)
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States’ rights


6 posted on 10/02/2007 4:40:46 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We have the government we allow and deserve.)
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Gentlemen of the jury, how do you find?

7 posted on 10/02/2007 4:41:17 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Sorry, but the SCOTUS got this one right. It is a states issue.


8 posted on 10/02/2007 4:41:40 AM PDT by OCCASparky (Steely-Eyed Killer of the Deep)
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Oh well, guess they just have to mail-order over the internet...


10 posted on 10/02/2007 4:46:11 AM PDT by Clock King (Bring the noise!)
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"Oh no!"


11 posted on 10/02/2007 4:48:07 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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"Power-Outage Hillary's" take on the ruling.


12 posted on 10/02/2007 4:48:53 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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What a bunch of dildos! Dooooh!


13 posted on 10/02/2007 4:49:37 AM PDT by wolfcreek (The Status Quo Sucks!)
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While I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of those stores even armed with a bottle of Lysol, that law seems silly. Just becuase something isn’t “marketed” as a sex toy, doesn’t mean it might not be used as one. Good grief, just think of all the folks who get their jollies looking at shoes or wearing diapers or waving around feather dusters.

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ok, that image is too much this time of morning...


15 posted on 10/02/2007 4:50:12 AM PDT by mtbopfuyn (I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
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"My motto has been they are going to have to pry this vibrator from my cold, dead hand. I refuse to give up,"

A quote for the ages

17 posted on 10/02/2007 4:56:35 AM PDT by ninonitti
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I guess plumbers who install handheld shower heads are going to be in serious trouble.


18 posted on 10/02/2007 5:06:42 AM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Is human activity causing the warming trend on Mars?)
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The Supremes were right not to take the case but the law is still stupid.


19 posted on 10/02/2007 5:08:15 AM PDT by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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"My motto has been they are going to have to pry this vibrator from my cold, dead hand."

Honey, it's not your hand that's cold and dead, knowhutImean?

23 posted on 10/02/2007 5:27:42 AM PDT by Old Sarge (This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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Just repackage and market them as wood working tools.


26 posted on 10/02/2007 5:39:29 AM PDT by Rb ver. 2.0 (Reunite Gondwanaland!)
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I guess all the Alabama men who can’t get their wives off feel a little bit better today.


27 posted on 10/02/2007 5:41:57 AM PDT by Wolfie
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“only if it’s performed in a propper way”


29 posted on 10/02/2007 5:43:05 AM PDT by Rummenigge (there's people willing to blow out the light because it casts a shadow)
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Sex toys are banned in TX as well, so we call them adult novelties.
33 posted on 10/02/2007 5:49:06 AM PDT by Hydroshock ("The Constitution should be taken like mountain whiskey -- undiluted and untaxed." - Sam Ervin)
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