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Singles will check out eligible candidates at Obama rally ("Leftie girls are easy")
NY Daily News ^ | 9/27/07 | JO PIAZZA

Posted on 09/27/2007 3:31:32 PM PDT by zeller the zealot

Looking for a date for Friday night? Want someone to read thepoliticker.com with and talk to about Eliot Spitzer's fiscal policy late into the night?

Like-minded city singles are looking to tonight's Barack Obama rally as more than just a politically charged soiree: It'll be a raging pickup scene.

The rally from 5-8 p.m. in Washington Square Park, promises to draw a young, intelligent crowd. And what better time to hook up than a beautiful fall evening while waving a banner for democracy?

"You are likely to have similar political views, and those often cross into other things that aren't politically affiliated," says Colleen Kluttz, a 29-year-old TV producer who's hitting the event tonight if work allows. "It will give you something to talk about. It gives you a reason to have conversations that aren't just about yourself." But what kind of guy are you going to find at an Obama rally?

"A socially conscious liberal - probably a well-dressed, well-groomed hipster," Kluttz says.

But when the sun goes down over NYU, the party really starts about 20 blocks north- the rally after-party.

The Obama campaign is in no way affiliated with the Official Barack in NYC After-party, set for 7:30 at the 4-0/40 Club in the Flatiron District, but you can bet the young and the restless will file up Fifth Ave. from the park to continue, well, showing their support.

Even the invite for the event reads like a singles bash:

"Hope hits the Big Apple! Join us at Jay-Z's 4-0/40 Club on Thursday as we ride the winds of change from the hottest rally in New York. Move to the music, socialize with friends, and let your voice be heard as we celebrate with audacity."

Lindsay Schaeffer, 25, may even skip the rally for the nighttime bash.

"Look, you never meet good guys in a bar," she reasons. "Something like this naturally weeds out the losers for you. You aren't going to get some pickup artist at a political after-party."

One ardent Obama supporter (who declined to give his name because he works in politics) says he'll attend both the rally and the after-party, and he doesn't expect to be going home alone.

He's confident for a reason.

"Let's face it: Leftie girls are easy," he says.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: drudge; liberals; obama; singles; thirdposting
Wow, talk about from the horse's (donkey's) mouth!
1 posted on 09/27/2007 3:31:36 PM PDT by zeller the zealot
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To: zeller the zealot

yeah, we know:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1903044/posts


2 posted on 09/27/2007 3:33:00 PM PDT by xcamel (FDT/2008)
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To: zeller the zealot
"A socially conscious liberal - probably a well-dressed, well-groomed hipster"


3 posted on 09/27/2007 3:37:38 PM PDT by traditional1 ( Fred Thompson-The ONLY electable Republican Candidate)
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To: zeller the zealot

Hardly an “intelligent” crowd. Not only are leftwingnut women “easy” they are the primary vector for virtually all STDs.


4 posted on 09/27/2007 3:41:05 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: zeller the zealot
and he doesn't expect to be going home alone.

"Let's face it: Leftie girls are easy," he says.

And no birth control required, as all parties are gung-ho pro abortionistas.

5 posted on 09/27/2007 3:42:10 PM PDT by C210N
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To: zeller the zealot

Colleen Kluttz.... one of the Kluttz sisters...


6 posted on 09/27/2007 3:53:23 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: zeller the zealot
You aren't going to get some pickup artist at a political after-party."

One ardent Obama supporter (who declined to give his name because he works in politics) says he'll attend both the rally and the after-party, and he doesn't expect to be going home alone.

He's confident for a reason.

"Let's face it: Leftie girls are easy," he says.

7 posted on 09/27/2007 4:29:27 PM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (There once was a dream called, "Hippy Beat Down." The mere whisper of if caused cops to weep.)
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To: zeller the zealot

You are likely to have similar political views, and those often cross into other things that aren’t politically affiliated,” says Colleen Kluttz, a 29-year-old TV producer who’s hitting the event tonight if work allows. “It will give you something to talk about. It gives you a reason to have conversations that aren’t just about yourself.

I can imagine these conversations. Sharing experiences with abortions, nearly overdosing on drugs, comparing sexually transmitted diseases they have, homosexual experimentation, knowing neither of them served in the military...


8 posted on 09/27/2007 4:30:02 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free
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To: zeller the zealot
This quote made me laugh out loud:

"A socially conscious liberal - probably a well-dressed, well-groomed hipster,"

9 posted on 09/27/2007 4:35:03 PM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
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To: zeller the zealot

When I was in my 20s and living in Washington, I was a young liberal. Most of the girls I knew/dated were, frankly, not very sexually adventerous. Their minds were way too full of feminist theory, liberal guilt and just plain weirdness for them to have any real fun.

Round about 1995 or so, I became acquainted with the phrase “conservative in the head, liberal in the bed.” It wasn’t too long before I found this to be abundantly true. It would be a lie to say that that was the single reason or the primary reason I became a conservative, but it certainly didn’t hurt.


10 posted on 09/27/2007 4:38:35 PM PDT by ravensandricks (Jesus rides beside me. He never buys any smokes.)
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To: jdm

ping


11 posted on 09/27/2007 4:42:40 PM PDT by Perdogg (Join the NCAA basketball thread - Freemail me)
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To: zeller the zealot

When you’re tired of the chick, take her to a Fred rally. There’s gotta be 50 ways to lose your lover.


12 posted on 09/27/2007 5:11:53 PM PDT by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
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And no birth control required, as all parties are gung-ho pro abortionistas.

You don't even have to give her cabfare... when you wake up, throw on a podcast of Rush Limbaugh and watch her run screaming for the hills :-D

13 posted on 09/27/2007 5:14:30 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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"Let's face it: Leftie girls are easy," he says.

So are San Francisco bath houses. But either could give you a fatal disease.

14 posted on 09/27/2007 7:15:13 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: zeller the zealot

One ardent Obama supporter (who declined to give his name because he works in politics) says he’ll attend both the rally and the after-party, and he doesn’t expect to be going home alone.

He’s confident for a reason.

“Let’s face it: Leftie girls are easy,” he says.

Bill Clinton is gonna be there ?!


15 posted on 09/28/2007 6:23:23 AM PDT by Celerity
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To: zeller the zealot
promises to draw a young, intelligent crowd.

"You are likely to have similar political views

Wrong on both counts. But a smart guy will SAY he has similar view and SAY the chick is "intelligent" if that's all it takes.

16 posted on 09/28/2007 6:26:46 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Hunter 2008)
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