Posted on 09/24/2007 8:37:51 PM PDT by doug from upland
Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad
We're coming for you
Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad
Your time's almost through
Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad
You're a little thug
Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad
You'll squish like a bug
Put on your platform shoes...put on your platform shoes...put on your platform shoes
It is time to run
Put on your platform shoes...put on your platform shoes...put on your platform shoes
We're gonna have fun
Kiss your rear end bye-bye
Here come the bunker busters...here come the bunker busters
Here come the bunker busters...here come the bunker busters
Watch out for Cruise Missiles flying...lots of mullahs will be dying
Messing with Iraq we warned you...there aren't many who will mourn you
Better duck, better duck...here comes the great big KABOOOOM!
Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad
Say your final prayer
Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad
Can't hide anywhere
Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad...Ahmadinejad
You won't kill the Jews
Put on your platform shoes...put on your platform shoes...put on your platform shoes
It is time to run
Put on your platform shoes...put on your platform shoes...put on your platform shoes
We're gonna have fun
Kiss your rear end bye-bye
Here come the bunker busters...here come the bunker busters
Here come the bunker busters...here come the bunker busters
Watch out for Cruise Missiles flying...lots of mullahs will be dying
Messing with Iraq we warned you...there aren't many who will mourn you
Better duck, better duck...here comes the great big KABOOOOM!
BIG KABOOOOM! HA HA
There has to be some Purim song which can be recoined on this second Haman.
Doug, this is your finest song!
The lyrics are good...the meter doesn’t seem to fit at all, or maybe I’m missing something...
I couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket, so I’m just happy with the lyrics.:)
If you Slur Ima nutjob’s name, it works just fine.
This is great!
I'd rather see a real video of him being used in dwarf bowling... as pin.
Better YET how about Looter guy as seal hunter and Abjeriedd as seal that be funny MONK get in here sweetie
As I see it, Ahmadinejad has the greatest stress on the 3rd syllable, then 5th, then the 1st.
Hava Nagila has the greatest stress on the 4th syllable, then the 1st.
“Irani Ahmad” seems to fit a whole lot better.
I took writer’s license with the accents on his name. I hope someone doesn’t sue me.
Your best recent effort in re matching meter is the Hillary “Suspension of Disbelief” to the tune of “Favorite Things.”
Hmm...you literary types out there ought to know the components of a good satirical song.
These are not in order, but are components:
(1) The lyrics match the meter of the song
(2) The song itself should fit the subject matter
(Good choice of Hava Nagila — fits in well with his stance toward Israel...although as SolidWood points out there might have been a better choice)
(3) The content should strike a chord — if humorously, so much the better.
(4) I’m sure there are others....anyone care to weight these and add others?
I’ll try to do a better job next time. I’m pretty new at this.
Note to the critics. I took liberty with the accents of dwarf Hitler’s name. Bush took liberty with the name Saddam to mock him. I hope you can get beyond that and enjoy the song.
This is just too funny....I love it!!!
Congress Denounces Iran’s Ahmadinejad [Ron Paul moves to the left of Kucinich; votes nay]
Breitbart.com ^ | 09-25-07
Posted on 09/25/2007 11:12:13 AM PDT by MNJohnnie
WASHINGTON (AP) - Congress signaled its disapproval of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad with a vote Tuesday to tighten sanctions against his government and a call to designate his army a terrorist group.
The swift rebuke was a rare display of bipartisan cooperation in a Congress bitterly divided on the Iraq war. It reflected lawmakers’ long-standing nervousness about Tehran’s intentions in the region, particularly toward Israel—a sentiment fueled by the pro-Israeli lobby whose influence reaches across party lines in Congress.
“Iran faces a choice between a very big carrot and a very sharp stick,” said Rep. Tom Lantos, chairman of the House Foreign Affairs Committee. “It is my hope that they will take the carrot. But today, we are putting the stick in place.”
The House passed, by a 397-16 vote, a proposal by Lantos, D-Calif., aimed at blocking foreign investment in Iran, in particular its lucrative energy sector. The bill would specifically bar the president from waiving U.S. sanctions.
Current law imposes sanctions against any foreign company that invests $20 million or more in Iran’s energy industry, although the U.S. has waived or ignored sanction laws in exchange for European support on nonproliferation issues.
In the Senate, Joseph Lieberman, I-Conn., and Jon Kyl, R-Ariz., proposed a nonbinding resolution urging the State Department to label Iran’s military—the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps—a terrorist organization.
The Bush administration had already been planning to blacklist a unit within the Revolutionary Guard, subjecting part of the vast military operation to financial sanctions.
The legislative push came a day after Ahmadinejad defended Holocaust revisionists, questioned who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks and declared homosexuals didn’t exist in Iran in a tense question-and- answer session at Columbia University.
The Iranian president planned to speak Tuesday at the U.N. General Assembly.
Lantos’ bill was expected to draw criticism from U.S. allies in Europe. During a visit to Washington last week, French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner told lawmakers that France opposes any U.S. legislation that would target European countries operating in Iran. He argued that such sanctions could undermine cooperation on dealing with Iran.
Fair point...liken MA to a dog as well.
Not likely, but you get might get a fatwa issued against you.:)
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