Posted on 09/23/2007 11:12:28 AM PDT by Clintonfatigued
In January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her First night in the White House. She has waited so long.....
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
(Excerpt) Read more at tripso.com ...
Didn’t Hillary claim she had conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt ..??
LOL
If she is elected, the newspapers will read “Hillary Throws First Husband in Jail”.
I had the same thought when I first read it.
I’m buying more cartridges.
she already had that embedded.
Are you kidding .. where will she get all her money without money bags - the crook in chief - hanging around. And .. if anybody think she’s going to be directing policy .. well .. ignorance is bliss!
She will have all the front power she needs by that time. And if she needs Billy Boy; she can video tape him. LOL
She is going to direct policy anyway. Billy never did. They are fronts.
What I meant to say Hillary isn’t going to direct policy.
I will bet she did too.
Yeah, but do we want a President Richardson ? *shudder*
After January 2009, telling that joke could get you arrested......
Stupid, unfunny, and unworthy.
On night five she's visited by the ghost of George Washington who berates her for her socialist ideals. A shocked Hillary gets her glasses back on in time to see an angry Barbara Bush:
(a)marching back to the Lincoln Bedroom in disgust
(b)pausing to purposely spit on the woman who helped displace her man, or
(c)laying the greatest smackdown that any woman 30 years older than her prey ever layed.
Ancient but HILLarious!
ROFLMAO!
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