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Hillary's First Night as President
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Posted on 09/23/2007 11:12:28 AM PDT by Clintonfatigued
In January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her First night in the White House. She has waited so long.....
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hillary; hitlery; presidenthillary
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; fieldmarshaldj; LdSentinal; Borax Queen; janetgreen; Kuksool; T.L.Sink; ...
Hillary converses with deceased Presidents, with surprising results...
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posted on
09/23/2007 11:15:23 AM PDT
by
Clintonfatigued
(You can't be serious about national security unless you're serious about border security)
To: Clintonfatigued
In January 2009 Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her First night in the White House. She has waited so long.....
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie." "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
I knnow I shouldn't but,....
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posted on
09/23/2007 11:17:17 AM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
Comment #4 Removed by Moderator
To: SandRat; Alouette; SJackson; river rat; Salem; wagglebee; little jeremiah; metmom; ...
It had that effect on me, too.
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posted on
09/23/2007 11:18:59 AM PDT
by
Clintonfatigued
(You can't be serious about national security unless you're serious about border security)
To: Clintonfatigued
Her first night in the White House as POTUS would mean that the First Lady Bill Clinton wouldn't have to worry about being tracked while leaving the White House at 2 AM like he did in the '90's.
Same political promotion but a "Topsy turvy" man and wife residency.
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posted on
09/23/2007 11:20:50 AM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: Clintonfatigued
There has to be an element of truth for humor to be effective. The real Hillary would never ask, “How can I best serve my country?”
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posted on
09/23/2007 11:25:16 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: mkjessup
I think Hillary, if elected President, should have no worries about visiting a theater. After becoming President, she will see to it that all her political enemies will have simply vanished or be in jail.
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posted on
09/23/2007 11:25:33 AM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
To: Clintonfatigued
Night four...Jack Kennedy shows up and says, “Go to Dallas.”
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posted on
09/23/2007 11:28:01 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Hillary Rodham Clinton is a lying slag.)
To: Clintonfatigued
Not pulled?
I guess no one is alerting the mods!
To: mkjessup
I’M LEAVING THE COUNTRY IF SHE GETS ELECTED!!!!...not!!!
To: RichInOC
Night four...Jack Kennedy shows up and says, “Go to Dallas.”......HA! HA! LOL! :D
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posted on
09/23/2007 12:19:18 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c your paranoid, doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you....Run, Fred, Run. :^)
To: YouGoTexasGirl
I’m not leaving, but I’m definitely headin’ for the hills...LOL
To: Clintonfatigued
And residing in the Lincoln bedroom resides the Hildebeast’s silent companion lover. Hilly’s going to show Billy how to do the WH.
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posted on
09/23/2007 12:39:50 PM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: EGPWS
No, he is being fitted right now with a tracking device under his skin.
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posted on
09/23/2007 12:54:15 PM PDT
by
freekitty
(May the eagles long fly over our beautiful and free American sky.)
To: Lancer_N3502A
If she wins I’m buying puts on big drug across the board...
To: freekitty
No, he is being fitted right now with a tracking device under his skin.His skin obviously isn't very thick then.
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posted on
09/23/2007 1:04:49 PM PDT
by
EGPWS
(Trust in God, question everyone else)
To: Joe 6-pack
There is some truth to this joke. Remember Hillary channeling Eleanor Roosevelt?
To: Clintonfatigued
It’s a good joke, but I would have Jefferson’s answer as, “Don’t infringe the right of the people to bear arms”.
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posted on
09/23/2007 1:24:29 PM PDT
by
I still care
("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
To: Clintonfatigued
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