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Lt. Kerry's Lonley Hearts Club Band
The Boston Herald ^ | 09/16/07 | Howie Carr

Posted on 09/16/2007 3:50:27 AM PDT by Andy'smom

If you thought Scaramouche was a pretentious name for Sen. John Forbes Kerry to give his 42-foot Nantucket gigolo boat, he’s gone and topped himself.

Liveshot has scuttled the name Scaramouche and rechristened it . . . Let It Be.

That’s right, the Beatles song. From Freddie Mercury to John Lennon. I’m telling you, you cannot make this stuff up.

Why “Let It Be?” My theory is the more appropriate Lennon-McCartney titles were taken: “Nowhere Man” and “I’m a Loser.” Not to mention “Fool on the Hill.”

(Excerpt) Read more at bostonherald.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: johnfkerry; kerrryloserhowiecarr; kerry; scaramouche
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Funny Howie Carr column.
1 posted on 09/16/2007 3:50:31 AM PDT by Andy'smom
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To: Andy'smom

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can you do the fandango?

“Lonley, you stay away from that strange man!”


2 posted on 09/16/2007 3:57:54 AM PDT by decimon
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To: Andy'smom

“Kerry That Weight” seems like a good name for the life boat.


3 posted on 09/16/2007 3:58:52 AM PDT by Ahithophel (Padron@Anniversario)
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To: Andy'smom
He originally wanted... “Screw You All”
4 posted on 09/16/2007 4:03:04 AM PDT by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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To: Andy'smom

Its bad luck to re-name a boat.


5 posted on 09/16/2007 4:07:51 AM PDT by abseaman (If you will not fight to the death--stay home.)
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To: abseaman

You’re right, I forgot about that.


6 posted on 09/16/2007 4:10:44 AM PDT by Andy'smom
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To: Andy'smom

LOL. We need some photoshopped versions of Jon Cary’s boat renamed

“Nowhere Man”

and

“Fool on the Hill”

maybe also

“Hard Day’s Night” (for what it must be like to be married to him, or for him to be married to Teresa)


7 posted on 09/16/2007 4:11:27 AM PDT by Enchante (Reid and Pelosi Defeatocrats: Surrender Now - Peace for Our Time!!)
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To: Andy'smom
“Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....”

Most excellent bump!

8 posted on 09/16/2007 4:20:13 AM PDT by Samwise (Fred Thompson: I think the problem with crime in this country is criminals.)
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To: abseaman
We can hope so.

News update: "John Kerry on the Let it be, lost at sea."

9 posted on 09/16/2007 4:22:32 AM PDT by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: Andy'smom

Lonley = Lonely


10 posted on 09/16/2007 4:27:08 AM PDT by decimon
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To: Enchante

“The Tax Man”


11 posted on 09/16/2007 4:29:02 AM PDT by Roy Tucker ("You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality"--Ayn Rand)
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To: abseaman
"Its bad luck to re-name a boat."

I was thinking the same thing.

But it's nice to know he's encouaging Lady Luck to frown on him!

12 posted on 09/16/2007 4:31:15 AM PDT by Sooth2222 ("We have met the enemy and he is us." -Pogo)
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To: Andonius_99; Andy'smom; Antique Gal; Big Guy and Rusty 99; bitt; Barset; Carolinamom; Cheapskate; ..

Howie Carr column ping!


13 posted on 09/16/2007 4:31:54 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: decimon

I know, it was still dark here when I copied it, maybe the moderator can change it.


14 posted on 09/16/2007 4:35:03 AM PDT by Andy'smom
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To: raccoonradio

You know, not that I ever saw it, there was a movie made based on Sgt Pepper but it featured the Bee Gees. Which leads me to this song parody I wrote in late ‘04...

He is going back to Massachusetts
Couldn’t win the White House if he tried
And they still love him back in Massachusetts
They voted for him, through all those times he lied

Got a lot of votes in San Francisco
New York and L.A., they loved him too
But he’s still going back to Massachusetts
The Swift Boat hero made Democrats so blue.


15 posted on 09/16/2007 4:36:37 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

National Lampoon once had an article way back (dealing with
George McGovern, I think) called Sargent Shriver’s Bleeding
Heart Club Band :)


16 posted on 09/16/2007 4:38:00 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: Andy'smom

>>When she said yes, he was feeling glad all over.

Oops, Howie, that one wasn’t a Beatles song (Glad All Over).
Dave Clark 5, IIRC... :)


17 posted on 09/16/2007 4:40:16 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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Teresa In The Sky With Diamonds (about about $700 million)

“When I’m 64” I won’t be president

Ted K version (Day in the Life, starting with “he blew
his mind out in a car” line):
He drowned Kopechne with his car
He drank too much and drove it off a bridge
Didn’t report it for 10 hours
Got re-elected though
Nobody in Boston cares as long as you’re a Democrat
He’d love to turn...you...on...


18 posted on 09/16/2007 4:46:58 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

AND about $700 milliion, that should say


19 posted on 09/16/2007 4:47:23 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: raccoonradio

Glad Al l Over was a DC5 hit, but was subsequently covered by the Beatles (BBC sessions I think with lead vocals by George).


20 posted on 09/16/2007 5:16:37 AM PDT by beckaz
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