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Funny Howie Carr column.
1 posted on 09/16/2007 3:50:31 AM PDT by Andy'smom
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Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can you do the fandango?

“Lonley, you stay away from that strange man!”


2 posted on 09/16/2007 3:57:54 AM PDT by decimon
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“Kerry That Weight” seems like a good name for the life boat.


3 posted on 09/16/2007 3:58:52 AM PDT by Ahithophel (Padron@Anniversario)
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He originally wanted... “Screw You All”
4 posted on 09/16/2007 4:03:04 AM PDT by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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Its bad luck to re-name a boat.


5 posted on 09/16/2007 4:07:51 AM PDT by abseaman (If you will not fight to the death--stay home.)
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LOL. We need some photoshopped versions of Jon Cary’s boat renamed

“Nowhere Man”

and

“Fool on the Hill”

maybe also

“Hard Day’s Night” (for what it must be like to be married to him, or for him to be married to Teresa)


7 posted on 09/16/2007 4:11:27 AM PDT by Enchante (Reid and Pelosi Defeatocrats: Surrender Now - Peace for Our Time!!)
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“Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....”

Most excellent bump!

8 posted on 09/16/2007 4:20:13 AM PDT by Samwise (Fred Thompson: I think the problem with crime in this country is criminals.)
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Lonley = Lonely


10 posted on 09/16/2007 4:27:08 AM PDT by decimon
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>>When she said yes, he was feeling glad all over.

Oops, Howie, that one wasn’t a Beatles song (Glad All Over).
Dave Clark 5, IIRC... :)


17 posted on 09/16/2007 4:40:16 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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Kerry is probably trying to maintain political viability by concealing the real reason for the name “Scaramouche”. See the brilliant post from a few years ago, exclusive to FR, excerpted below:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1472855/posts

The Quiet American by Grhame Greene is the quintessential anti vietnam novel. Written in 1955 while the French effort in then Indochina was raging, the novel explores and illustrates the various feelings regarding Vietnam that came to dominate American political culture in the late 1960’s.

The protagnist of the book is a guy called Fowler. Fowler is an American hating, left-leaning atheist in the mold of Greene himself.

On the other side is a fellow named Pyle, who works at the American embassy and is a strident anti-communist.

Fowler is very Kerry-esque, tortured by every conceivable nuance missed by the US and Western governments, and ultimately finds himself far more sympathetic to the Communists than to the French, Americans or non-Communist nationalists.

This is the quintessential book opposing the French/American effort in Vietnam, and there is no doubt that Kerry read it.

Fowler goes on to conspire with the viet minh to have Pyle killed. Fowler’s alibi for the evening when Pyle was killed? He was watching the movie Scaramouche.

The name of John Kerry’s yacht? Scaramouche. Coincidence?


21 posted on 09/16/2007 5:19:18 AM PDT by Stingray51
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YELLOW SUBMARINE (paint boat to match).


33 posted on 09/16/2007 6:06:44 AM PDT by shove_it (nonilligitimus carborundum)
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Reporting for dooty?


34 posted on 09/16/2007 6:12:22 AM PDT by vietvet67
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Very, Very Bad Luck to change any boat’s name...as any true seaman knows. But this poor slob Kerry has flip-flopped on everything else in his life, why not his boat’s name too. Pitiful jerk!!!


36 posted on 09/16/2007 6:21:47 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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Ship of Fools?


37 posted on 09/16/2007 6:28:44 AM PDT by Fresh Wind
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38 posted on 09/16/2007 6:31:05 AM PDT by Fresh Wind
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Howie is always entertaining!


41 posted on 09/16/2007 6:49:36 AM PDT by Joann37
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This momentous nautical event happened last November, but apparently nobody noticed the official filing with the Coast Guard until now.

Actually, a caller to his radio show mentioned seeing Kerry tie up the "Let It Be" next to a tony pierside restaurant on Nantucket. Howie said he thought the name of the War Hero's lastest command was the "Scaramouche", but he'd look into it.

I was a little taken aback by Kerry's choice of the name Scaramouche, knowing it's connotation, especially in light of the Swiftboat allegations and the fact that he was basing his presidential campaign on his "War Record".


42 posted on 09/16/2007 7:05:37 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS: Fake but Accurate, Experts Say)
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How about Bonnie Tyler’s “Lost in France”?


43 posted on 09/16/2007 7:12:25 AM PDT by Wil H (Turning $1000 into $100,000 through cattle futures requires the "willing suspension of disbelief")
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“Let It Be”

It’s actually a plea to the Swiftboaters and others who revealed some of the truth about his military service.
He just doesn’t want the hidden truth of his questionable discharge persued any further.

“Please, oh please, let it be.....”


45 posted on 09/16/2007 8:49:11 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.)
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Thanks Howie, that was Hilarious! And in this day and age, a much needed humor break!
48 posted on 09/16/2007 9:53:25 AM PDT by gidget7 ( Vote for the Arsenal of Democracy, because America RUNS on Duncan!)
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To: Andy'smom; johnny7; TomGuy; maryz; Lonesome in Massachussets; JLO; gidget7; nopardons; ...

LT ping - sneaking in for a good laugh...........


49 posted on 09/16/2007 10:00:14 AM PDT by bitt ("And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.")
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